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Water Quotes

Water Quotes

Last updated: March 15, 2021

78 Water Quotes organized by Most Popular

“We've all gotten a mouthful of weird-tasting morning-after water, but why does the flavor change? And is it safe to drink?”
— Jelisa Castrodale, Is It OK to Drink the Water You Left Out Overnight?
Tagged: Water, drinking water, Health, Food Safety, Science
“What's so amazing about this environment is you're in a three-dimensional forest, and you can jump off the top and go wherever you want. You're flying, basically.”
— Craig Foster, My Octopus Teacher
Tagged: Flying, Water, Scuba , Adventure
“As you are getting your boogy on, the guy's mind may start to drift to an insatiable thirst not for your body but for the water sitting in the fridge.”
— Alex Keobke, 10 Things Guys Are Really Thinking During Sex
Tagged: thoughts during sex, Water, thirsty
“Buoyed by water, he can fly in any direction — up, down, sideways — by merely flipping his hand. Under water, man becomes an archangel.”
— Jacques Cousteau
Tagged: ability, Direction, strength, Water, Underwater
“What are two reasons not to drink toilet water?
Number 1 and Number 2”
— ivany95, What are two reasons not to drink toilet water?
Tagged: Toilet Water, Reason
“It sounds odd, but drinking water keeps your body from retaining water and helps to avoid painful bloating during menstruation. Warm or hot water is usually better for cramps, as hot liquids increase blood flow to the skin and may relax cramped muscles.”
— George Krucik, Home Remedies for Menstrual Cramps
Tagged: period, ho water, cramps
“On the beach. It's probably best to lay a towel down on the sand to prevent it from getting into tricky areas. And stick to getting busy on land, since salt water can really dry out the skin in your nether regions.”
— Ashley Oerman, 11 Places Where You Need to Have Sex at Some Point in Your Life
Tagged: places to have sex, Sex, beach, Water
“He makes me lie down in green pastures;
He leads me beside quiet waters. 
He restores my soul.”
— Psalm 23:2-3, Psalm 23:2-3
Tagged: Nature, Water, Bible Verses
“[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.”
— Karl Pilkington
Tagged: environment, Water, Jellyfish, Ocean
“Now they’re coming for our plain sparkling water, too? Will they stop at nothing?”
— Monica Reinagel, Does Sparkling Water Make You Hungry?
Tagged: food, Foodies, Water, Sparkling Water
“LaCroix spotted an opportunity and maneuvered a strategy that swiftly took them from being an unknown brand to a beloved one.”
— Marilsse Cepeda, The Surprising Reason Everyone is Suddenly Obsessed with LaCroix
Tagged: La Croix, Sparkling Water, food, Foodies
“Journalism really can change the world. Now all I need is for you to drink up.”
— Quinn Myers, I Wrote About 'Hydro-Haters' Who Don't Drink Water And Then I Found Out My Mom Is One
Tagged: Water, drinking water, hydration, Hydro-Haters, Weird Weird Weird
“Lord is important, but I am stronger
I’m a monster with the heart of a lion divide and conquer
walk on water, it won’t be long till I flyin’ that’s my departure.”
— Mac Miller, Ab-Soul, Two Matches(feat. Ab-Soul)
Tagged: Divide and Conquer, Stronger, monster, Lion, Walk on Water, Hip-Hop
“Give me fizzberty, or give me death.”
— Miles Klee, The Seltzer Wars Are Here — Which Side Are You On?
Tagged: seltzer, Sparkling Water, La Croix, Sparkling Water For Life
“ I’ll do fucking anything not to drink that water.”
— Maria Del Russo, I Drank A Gallon Of Water A Day For Better Skin — & Here’s What Happened
Tagged: skincare, Water, nutrition, hydration, Health
“Acknowledgement form a dude-object-of-desire is the brain chemical equivalent of snorting heroin while water-skiing with a litter of puppies.”
— Melanie LaForce, Corn-Fed: Cul-de-sacs, Keg Stands, and Coming of Age in the Midwest
Tagged: Acknowledgement, Object of Desire, Brain Chemicals, Heroin, Water-Skiing, Puppies, humor, simile
“Padme: We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.

Anakin: I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.”
— Anakin Skywalker, Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones
Tagged: Memories, Sun, Sand, smooth, Water, Birds
“I have never seen the ocean, she said, but I think about it often— whenever I cry.”
— Michael Faudet, Dirty Pretty Things
Tagged: see, Ocean, Sea, Water, cry, Tears, Sad, Sadness, Sorrow, Waves, beach, Emotion
“Regular water has become simply undrinkable to me. Its off-putting flatness disgusts me. I yearn for the gentle kiss of my sweet coconut sparkler.”
— Eve Peyser, My Top Ten Addictions of 2018
Tagged: LOL, Addictions, La Croix, seltzer, Sparkling Water
“A day at the beach restores the soul.”
— Unknown
Tagged: Ocean, beach, Healing Power of Ocean Water
“I feel my slippery self eluding me, gliding into deeper and darker waters than I care to probe.”
— Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
Tagged: Death, Identity, Water, anxiety in literature, what anxiety feels like
“What did the fertile spot in the desert with water tell it's sister? Oh, ey sis”
— CreativeArbok, What did the fertile spot in the desert with water tell it's sister?
Tagged: Oasis, Desert, Water
“But can I tell you, that what I had been looking for all that time, was me.”
— Brianna Wiest, Salt Water
Tagged: Salt Water, Brianna Wiest
“It is difficult to find anything more healthy to drink than good cold water, such as flows down to us from springs and snows of our mountains. This is the beverage we should drink. It should be our drink at all times.”
— Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses: Volume 12
Tagged: Health, Drink, Water, Springs, Beverage
“If you want to treat your pussy right, make sure to stay hydrated and eat a balanced diet of nutritious foods.”
— Emma Kaywin, How To Clean Your Vagina (Spoiler — You Don’t Really Need To, So Avoid These 7 Hygiene Mistakes Instead)
Tagged: Vagina, hydration, Water, eating, healthy
“So I walked through the sand at aquatic park and touched the water. It felt almost lukewarm, and I couldn't believe it. I said, Fuck it, and I stripped down to my underwear and started walking out into the water, like that guy in Coming Home, you know, at the end? Caroline was smiling really big and she said, 'You're really going out there? When I got about knee-deep into the water, it wasn't as warm as I thought. I kept inching my way out there, a little at a time, until a wave came and hit me in the balls. Once your balls are freezing, that's all that matters; the rest of your body can handle that same amount of cold. So I dove in and went out to where my feet couldn't touch the bottom. I swam around a little, came back, sat in the sun, looking out at the boats with Caroline, and I warmed up a little. I shook as much sand as I could out of my clothes and got dressed. It felt so refreshing to go out into that water. I came back to my apartment. It was nice taking my clothes off and seeing some sand fall onto the floor: a nice souvenir from a beautiful day.”
— Jesu, Beautiful You
Tagged: Jump into the water, Swim, It's Just Water
“Wanna lose 1200 calories a month? Drink a liter of ice water a day. You burn the energy just raising the water to body temp.”
— Neil deGrasse Tyson, via twitter.com
Tagged: calories, Weight, Water
“Something I like to do a lot is just sit by water when there's a current and just stare into the water. I don't fish, I don't hunt, I don't scuba, I don't spear, don't boat, don't play basketball or football — I excel at staring into space. I'm really good at that.”
— Iggy Pop, Iggy Pop: 'I was looking for an elegant coma'
Tagged: Water, Ways Celebrities Relax, staring, Space