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Adam Brooks Quotes
Total quotes: 46
Adam Brooks
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Total quotes: 46
“If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.”
Tagged:
Nude Scene
“John Gustafson: You're supposed to be smoking filter cigarettes.
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Grandpa Gustafson: I'm 94 years old. What the hell do I care?”
Tagged:
smoking, filtered cigarettes
“[Bragging about his sexual escapades] I've laid more pipe in this town than Wabasha Plumbing.”
Tagged:
laying pipe, sexual escapades
“Weatherman: Cold enough for ya? Brrrrrrr!
Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass.”
Max Goldman: Oh, shut up, fatass.”
Tagged:
Cold Weather, fatass
“Hit this one, and I'll sleep with you. [ball hits an official] Too bad. You could've used the workout.”
Tagged:
tennis, tennis movies
“Ariel Truax: John, when was the last time you made love?
John Gustafson: October 4th...1978.
Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”
John Gustafson: October 4th...1978.
Ariel Truax: Oh, I think we're safe.”
Tagged:
incel
“Young Gillian Owens: [about the Owens’ ancestor, Maria] Is that why they wanted to hang her? Because she was a witch?
Aunt Frances Owens: The fact that she was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help. Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee.”
Aunt Frances Owens: The fact that she was a bit of a heartbreaker didn't help. Nor did it help that most of her lovers had wives on the hanging committee.”
Tagged:
witch, heartbreaker
“Presently ranked 119th in the world. Sport is cruel. Now I know it doesn't sound too bad. Four million tennis players in the world, and I'm 119th. But what that really means is this—118 guys out there are faster, stronger, better, and younger. And it gets you thinking.”
Tagged:
Best Sports Movies, tennis
“Jacob: You're a child.
Max Goldman: Don't tell me, Jacob; it isn't me.
Jacob: Oh it never is. Uh huh, I'm sure John started every fight since 1940.
Max Goldman: ’38.”
Max Goldman: Don't tell me, Jacob; it isn't me.
Jacob: Oh it never is. Uh huh, I'm sure John started every fight since 1940.
Max Goldman: ’38.”
Tagged:
Fighting, Nitpicking
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