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Ben Edlund Quotes
Educated At: | Massachusetts College Of Art And Design |
Nationality: | United States Of America |
Occupations: | Screenwriter, Writer |
Total quotes: 40
Ben Edlund
BirthnameEducated At: Massachusetts College Of Art And Design
Nationality: United States Of America
Occupations: Screenwriter, Writer
Total quotes: 40
“My estimation is that...every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of a son of a bitch or another.”
Tagged:
Statue, Son of a Bitch
“I don't give a rat's ass what you do. You can go get a doughnut and bang your wife for all I care.”
“Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.”
Tagged:
Cat Penis
“Dean: What the hell is wrong with you?! You don't just go around shooting people like that!
Bela: Relax, it's just a shoulder hit! I can aim!”
Bela: Relax, it's just a shoulder hit! I can aim!”
Tagged:
Nonchalance
“He looked like a vampire. You know with the fangs and the slicked back hair and the fancy cape and the little medallion thing on the ribbon.”
Tagged:
Vampires, stereotypes
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