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Bruce Willis Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“Female Counsel: Agent Greer, we're not doctors.

Tom Greer: Honey, I don't know what you are. I mean, for all I know, you could be some big, fat dude sitting in his stim chair with his dick hanging out.”
— Tom Greer, Surrogates
Tagged: doctors, fat dude, dick
“I don't know about you, but I for one, I for one, hit my knees every night and thank the man upstairs that there is a little bit of dishonesty left in this otherwise sunny world. You just think about that. That's all I have to say.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Dishonesty, man upstairs
“David: You look at everything like...a woman first and then a person second.

Maddie: What does that mean?

David: I said what I meant and I meant what I said.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Sexism, Mean What You Say
“Zach/David: [in voiceover] I always play my horn with my shirt off. Late at night, by an open window, next to a flashing neon light. I know I look good that way.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Topless, neon light, Narcissism
“[in voiceover] And that's when we started to plan the murder. What to wear, what to bring. In murder, as in life, planning is everything.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice
Tagged: Murder, Planning
“[referring to the award his just received] Wow. We should hang it in the bathroom.”
— Malcolm Crowe, The Sixth Sense
Tagged: Awards
“[first lines]
Anna Crowe: It's getting cold.

Malcolm Crowe: That is one fine frame; one fine frame that is. How much... [he sits down with a grunt]”
— Malcolm Crowe, The Sixth Sense
Tagged: cold
“[to Cole] If you could change something in your life, anything at all, what would it be?”
— Malcolm Crowe, The Sixth Sense
Tagged: Change, wishes
“Captain Sharp: Uh-huh.

Social Services: Is that a yes?

Captain Sharp: Uh-huh.”
— Captain Sharp, Moonrise Kingdom
Tagged: Uh-huh, Yes, Noncommittal
“Police: Are you classified as human?

Korben Dallas: Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”
— Korben Dallas, The Fifth Element
Tagged: human, meat popsicle
“[to Anna] I would like some wine in a glass, I would not like it in a mug, I would not like it in a jug.”
— Malcolm Crowe, The Sixth Sense
Tagged: glass of wine, Dr. Seuss
“Anna Crowe, I am in love...in love I am.”
— Malcolm Crowe, The Sixth Sense
Tagged: In love
“Maddie: You're an animal.

David: And you're a sexist.

Maddie: What?!

David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is?

Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one.

David: So am I!!”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: animal, Sexist
“G-man and g-woman. Only thing missing is the G-spot.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 3: Symphony in Knocked Flat
Tagged: G-Man, g-spot
“It's been proven by history: all mankind makes mistakes.”
— Captain Sharp, Moonrise Kingdom
Tagged: History, fallibility, Mankind, Mistakes
“Rita/Maddie: You were pretty hot tonight.

Zach/David: You, too.

Rita/Maddie: You got a great lip.

Zach/David: You got, too.

Rita/Maddie: Drink?

Zach/David: Absolutely. Eat, too. [in voiceover] That night was the beginning. We would see more of each other, then all of each other. But this is television, so we won't get into that.”
— David Addison Jr., Moonlighting, Season 2: Brother, Can You Spare a Blonde?
Tagged: Fantasy, Drinking Age, Beginning
“Malcolm Crowe: Once upon a time there was this person named Malcolm. He worked with children. He loved it. He loved it more than anything else. And then one night, he found out that he made a mistake with one of them. He couldn't help that one. And he can't stop thinking about it, he can't forget. Ever since then, things have been different. He's not the same person that he used to be. And his wife doesn't like the person that he's become. They barely speak anymore, they're like strangers. And then one day Malcolm meets this wonderful little boy, a really cool little boy. Reminds him a lot of the other one. And Malcolm decides to try and help this new boy. 'Cause he feels that if he can help this new boy, it would be like helping that other one, too.

Cole Sear: How does the story end?

Malcolm Crowe: I don't know.”
— Malcolm Crowe, The Sixth Sense
Tagged: Mistakes
“Malcolm Crowe: [to Anna sleeping in a chair] Anna?

Anna Crowe: [in her sleep] I miss you.

Malcolm Crowe: I miss you, too.

Anna Crowe: Why, Malcolm?

Malcolm Crowe: What, what is it?

Anna Crowe: Why did you leave me?

Malcolm Crowe: I didn't leave you. [the ring Anna is holding falls out of her hand to the floor, and Malcolm suddenly remembers everything]”
— Malcolm Crowe, The Sixth Sense
Tagged: I Miss You
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