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Louise Lasser Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Harold Clemens: [Referring to high school] I'm sure you were very attractive.

Mary Hartman: [Charmed] Really? [Changing her tone] What do you think happened to me?”
— Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 003
Tagged: high school, Aging, Attractive, Backhanded Compliments
“Mary Hartman: As far as I'm concerned, you can have Tom if you want him.

Mae Olinski: [gasps] Do you really mean that?

Mary Hartman: Yes, I do. You see, I don't want him anymore, and there's no sense in letting him go to waste.”
— Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 029
Tagged: Breakups, Cheating, Divorce
“I can't believe it. Loretta's never gonna walk again. Tom and Mae and Mary all have venereal disease, not to mention Frank Garth, who I don't even know. And we don't have any calmatives in the house. It's beginning to sound like a soap opera.”
— Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 026
Tagged: soap opera, venereal disease, STD
“Loretta Haggers: [Referring to the Lombardi family] Someone just shot 'em.

Mary Hartman: Oh my God. The whole family?

Loretta Haggers: All five of them, plus two goats and eight chickens.

Mary Hartman: I can't believe that. What kind of a madman would shoot two goats and eight chickens. [after a pause] And the people...the people, of course.”
— Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 001
Tagged: Murder, goats, Chickens, Animal Lovers
“Mary Hartman: Where's Grandpa?

Martha Shumway: Watching Years of Our Days to Live. It's his favorite.

Mary Hartman: Oh, I don't like that one.

Martha Shumway: No?

Mary Hartman: No, all the girls look alike, and they're all divorced, and all the husbands fool around with someone at work. I like a more realistic program where everybody's happy.”
— Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 008
Tagged: Soap Operas, Realism, Reality TV, Irony
“Mary Hartman: Oh, poor Davey.

Sergeant Dennis Foley: Mary, he's a mass murderer. He murdered the entire Lombardi family, plus their two goats and eight chickens.

Mary Hartman: I know, but aside from that he's such a nice boy. I mean, I wish there was something I could do for him.

Sergeant Dennis Foley: Mary, You're too good-hearted.”
— Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman, Season 1: Episode 023
Tagged: Mass Murder, Killer, Empathy, misplaced empathy
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