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Mike McMahan Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“Get off the high road, Summer! We all got pinkeye because you won't stop texting on the toilet.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Toilet, High Road, Texting, germs, Pinkeye
“All I have are pictures are of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormon or dying”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Friends, Pictures, School, teenager, Family, Dying, Mormon
“Jerry: Rick, I don't like glowing rocks in the kitchen trash!

Rick: Well, I don't like your unemployed genes in my grandchildren, Jerry, but life is made of little concessions.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Sassy, Grandchildren, Concessions, Sacrifices, unemployed
“Lick, lick, lick my balls! Ha ha ha, yeah!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Morty: And also, knock next time, you know? I mean, I'm sitting in here, I'm fourteen! I got a computer in here, you know?

Jerry: Oh, I, uh... I think I understa—

Morty: You know, you're really playing with fire when you burst in here like that, man.

Jerry: I get it. Say no more.

Morty: I mean one of these days, you know, you're gonna—you're gonna—you're gonna end up seeing something.”
— Morty Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Something Ricked This Way Comes
Tagged: masturbation, knock, Fire, Seeing Something, computers, Porn
“Rick: Have you acquired creepy specific old stuff from a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers, but fucks with you in unforeseeable ways? Bring it to 'Curse Purge Plus'! I-I use science to un-curse the items for cash, and you get to keep the powers. This guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what? He would've had to run until he died, making them worthless. I removed the curse, making them worth, like, I don't know, $8 million? See you at the Olympics. This eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family. Now it does their taxes.

Doll: Everything's deductible.

Rick: Don't pay for cool stuff with your soul. Pay for it with money. You know, like how every store in the world works?”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 1: Something Ricked This Way Comes
Tagged: creepy, devil, Powers, Curse, olympics, Taxes, Soul, Money
“Beth: Sorry Jerry, you're real.

Jerry: [crying] I'm a parasite!

Beth: Yeah... but you're real.”
— Beth Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Reality, Parasite, real, Crying
“Ooh yeah, shame me. At least when I'm disgusting it's on purpose.”
— Summer Smith (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
“And that's why I always say, 'shum-shum-schlippety-dop!'”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Wubba-lubba-dub-dub!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Rubber baby bubby bunkers!”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Catchphrase
“Mr. Beauregard: Ah, Master Rick, remember when you weren't going to shoot me?

Rick: [shoots Mr. Beauregard in the face] I guess Iiii did the butler! Hahaaa! Does that, does that scan?

Ghost in a Jar: Oh, I-I get it. It's a play on 'the butler did it.'

Rick: Thanks Ghost in a Jar. You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: butler, Word Play, comedy, shoot, Obscure
“Rick: No, "Steve" put that memory in your brain so he could live in your house, eat your food and multiply. We could be infested with these things. So, we got to keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up.

Mr. Poopybutthole: Oooohwee! Whatever you want, Rick, we're here to help!

Rick: Thanks, Mr. Poopybutthole. I always could count on you.”
— Rick Sanchez (voice), Rick and Morty, Season 2: Total Rickall
Tagged: Zany, Wacky Characters, Counting On Friends, Memory
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