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Randy Newman Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“[left alone, chained to a cell wall] So I just wait here then?”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Understatement
“Lucky Day: Dusty, how do you like your bat?

Dusty Bottoms: Medium rare.”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: bat, medium rare
“You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: insults, Slime, Pig, Goat
“Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what ‘nada’ means?

Dusty Bottoms: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?”
— Dusty Bottoms, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Nada, Spanish Language, Chicken Gravy
“Dusty Bottoms: Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.

Carmen: And that you have done, now what?

Dusty Bottoms: Well we really don't have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can over-plan these things.”
— Dusty Bottoms, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Plan A, Plan B, Over=Planning
“Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?”
— Dusty Bottoms, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: mexican food
“Lucky Day: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!

El Guapo: What do you mean?

Lucky Day: I don't know.

Jefe: I think he means that if you...

El Guapo: Shut up!”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: dick, Death Threats
“Lucky Day: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.

Ned Nederlander: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.

Dusty Bottoms: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: The Three Amigos!”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Liberty, Suffering, Injustice
“In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: dangerous
“Lucky Day: Oh, great. You killed the invisible swordsman!

Ned Nederlander: [runs over to check] He's dead, all right.

Dusty Bottoms: How was I supposed to know where he was?

Lucky Day: You were supposed to fire up. We both fired up. [aside] It's like living with a six-year old.”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Invisible Swordsman
“Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: [singing] My little Buttercup has the sweetest smile/ Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a while?/ We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two/ Oh, Dear little Buttercup, I love you!

Lucky Day: [motioning for people to join in singing] C'mon, everybody!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: My little Buttercup has the sweetest...

[points to man]

Patron: Es-smile!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Dear little Buttercup, won't you stay a...

[points to another man]

Patron #2: While! While!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: We'll settle down together in a cottage built for two, ohh...

[Lucky and Ned point to group at table]

Crowd at Bar: Dear!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup!

[Lucky and Ned point to another group]

Crowd at Bar: Sweet!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: Little Buttercup!

[Lucky points to bartender]

Bartender: My little Buttercup!

Lucky Day, Ned Nederlander: I love you!”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Song, Cottage, Buttercup
“Dusty Bottoms: Hey, Lucky, what are you gonna do with your share of the money?

Lucky Day: [thinks] A car. A big, shiny silver car. I'll drive all over Hollywood. Show Flugleman a thing or two. What about you?

Dusty Bottoms: New York. Maybe Paris. Champagne. Parties. I'll be a big shot for a while.

Lucky Day: Yeah.

Dusty Bottoms: How about you, Ned?

Ned Nederlander: I'm gonna start a foundation to help homeless children.

Dusty Bottoms: [he and Lucky realize how selfless that is compared to their ideas] That occurred to me to do that at one point, too.

Lucky Day: Well, I meant that I would do that first, and then I would get a big shiny car.”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Hollywood, New York, champagne, parties
“Rosita: Have you ever kissed a girl?

Dusty Bottoms: Oh yeah, sure. Lots of times.

Rosita: Would you like to kiss me?

Dusty Bottoms: Yeah.

Rosita: Well?

Dusty Bottoms: What? Now? Here?

Rosita: Well, we could take a walk and you could kiss me on the veranda.

Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.”
— Dusty Bottoms, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Double Entendre, Kissing, veranda
“Lucky Day: [Lucky returning to group, now realizing that el Guapo and his gang, are real outlaws] It's real.

Dusty Bottoms: What?

Lucky Day: This is real.

Ned Nederlander: You mean...

Lucky Day: Yes, they are going... to kill us.

[Amigos begin sobbing pathetically]

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] What am I doing in Mexico?

Lucky Day: [Sobbing] I've been shot already.

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] I know.

Dusty Bottoms: [Sobbing] What are we gonna do?

Ned Nederlander: [Sobbing] We're not gonna get PAID, that's for sure.”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Mexico, sobbing, shooting
“Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.

El Guapo: Many pinatas?

Jefe: Oh yes, many!

El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?

Jefe: A what?

El Guapo: A plethora.

Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.

El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Jefe: Why, El Guapo?

El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.

Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?”
— Jefe, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: plethora, Intellect
“Lucky Day: Reading telegram: ‘Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo.’

Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous?

Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.

Lucky Day: 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who's probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico!

Dusty Bottoms: Wow, in-famous? In-famous?”
— Lucky Day, ¡Three Amigos!
Tagged: Famous, infamous, Mexico
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