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Sarah Jessica Parker Quotes

Total quotes: 37
“Maybe our mistakes are what make our fate. Without them, what would shape our lives?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY
Tagged: Mistakes, Fate, Destiny, shape, Lives
“Men in their forties are like the New York Times Sunday crossword puzzle: tricky, complicated, and you're never really sure you got the right answer.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys
Tagged: Simile Examples, new york times, crossword puzzle, Tricky, Complicated, right answer
“There comes a point in every relationship when romance gives way to reality.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Drought
Tagged: Relationship, romance, Reality
“After he left I cried for a week. And then I realized that I do have faith. Faith in myself.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
Tagged: Cried, Left, Faith, Myself, strength
“Can you make a mistake and miss your fate?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: I Heart NY
Tagged: Mistakes, Fate, Miss, Questions
“Hang him on a hook and let me play with him!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Torture, Misandry
“Charlotte: We've been trying, you know, to...

Samantha: Fuck?

Charlotte: Whatever. And it's just not...

Samantha: Getting big and hard?

Carrie: What is this, dirty Mad Libs?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: Frenemies
Tagged: dirty, mad libs, Sex, penis
“Are we simply romantically challenged, or are we sluts?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: Are We Sluts?
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Isn’t that what you couples do? Support each other’s silly dreams?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: No Ifs, Ands, or Butts
Tagged: Couples, support, Silly, Dreams
“Everywhere I looked, people were standing in two's. It was like Noah's upper west side rent-controlled ark.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs
Tagged: couple, pair, Noah's ark, Upper West Side, Simile Examples
“Charlotte: I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with?

Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Chicken Dance
Tagged: forget, Sex, sleep with, Toto, Sexual Partners
“The only way to get anything to eat in the country is to make it yourself...I'm in no mood for Bisquick!”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: Sex and the Country
Tagged: country, Eat, food, Pancakes
“Charlotte treated marriage like a sorority she was desperately hoping to pledge.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Bay of Married Pigs
Tagged: Marriage, Simile Examples, sorority, Pledge
“Samantha: Once we get the breath under control, I'm going to take him shopping for a whole new wardrobe. He's a cute little fixer-upper!

Carrie: Sweetheart, he's a man, not a brownstone.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Turtle and the Hare
Tagged: bad breath, fixer-upper, shooping, Wardrobe, Metaphor Examples
“I just realized, maybe it's maturity or the wisdom that comes with age, but the witch in 'Hansel and Gretel'—she's very misunderstood. I mean, the woman builds her dream house and these brats come along and start eating it.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Baby Shower
Tagged: maturity, Wisdom, witch, Hansel and Gretel, Misunderstood, dream house, brats
“After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: La Douleur Exquise!
Tagged: Love, Sex, Addicted, Pain, Wanting
“I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in with someone.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: The Good Fight
Tagged: Starbucks, Writing, moved in, realization
“Otherwise, how do you bounce back when reality batters your belief system and love does not, as promised, conquer all? Is hope a drug we need to go off of, or is it keeping us alive? What’s the harm in believing?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 5: Unoriginal Sin
Tagged: Bounce Back, Reality, Belief, Love, conquers, Drug, harm, Metaphor Examples
“Miranda: Why do I think living in Manhattan is so fantastic?

Carrie: Because it is.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 6: Out Of The Frying Pan
Tagged: Life, Living, Manhatten, fantastic
“Come little children, I'll take thee away / Into a land of enchantment / Come little children, the times come to play / Here in my garden of magic.”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: land of enchantment, Magic, Garden
“I've done the merry go round. I've been through the revolving door. I feel like I met somebody I can stand still with for a minute and... don't you wanna stand still with me?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: The Monogamists
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
“Are men just women with balls?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: Belles of the Balls
Tagged: Men, Women, balls
“Carrie: Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat.

Miranda: That's moral relativism!

Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: The Cheating Curve
Tagged: Cheating, Theory, Moral Relativism, Quantum
“There are very few things this New Yorker loves as much as Sunday brunch. You can sleep until noon and still get eggs anywhere in the city, alcohol is often included with the meal, and Sunday is the one day a week you get the single woman's sports pages: the New York Times wedding section”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 3: Attack of the Five-Foot-Ten Woman
Tagged: New Yorker, Sunday brunch, eggs, Alcohol, Meal, Wedding section
“Sarah: I am alive!

Winifred Sanderson: Damn that boy, he's tricked us again.

Mary Sanderson: Oh, you're right, you're always right.

Winifred Sanderson: [Interjects] It's my curse, that and you two! Get off me, you thundering oafs!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: alive, tricked, oafs
“This is…this is terribly uncomfortable.”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: Uncomfortable
“Hi!  Hello Billy!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: hello
“Can you ever really forgive, if you can’t forget?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: Time and Punishment
Tagged: forgive, forget, Questions
“Do you need distance, to get close?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 6: Hop, Skip, and a Week
Tagged: Distance, close, Questions
“Modelizers are obsessed not with women but with models, who in most cities are safely confined to billboards and magazines, but in Manhattan actually run wild on the streets, turning the city into a virtual model country safari where men can pet the creatures in their natural habitat.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 1: Models and Mortals
Tagged: models, Billboards, magazines, Manhatten, safari
“I am beautiful! Boys will love me!”
— Sarah Sanderson, Hocus Pocus
Tagged: So Pretty!, Pretty Witches!
“Do you have to play games to make a relationship work?”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 2: Games People Play
Tagged: Games, Relationship, Work
“His words say no but his kiss says yes.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 4: Baby, Talk Is Cheap
Tagged: Words, no, Yes, Kisses, affection
“I love that The New Yorker is your porn.”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 5: Luck Be an Old Lady
Tagged: New Yorker, Porn, Magazine
“Turns out, there is no polite way to get out of phone sex!”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 6: The Perfect Present
Tagged: polite, phone sex, turns out
“Perhaps when you grew the mustache?”
— Frances, Divorce, Divorce Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Timing, Perhaps, Theory, mustache, facial hair
“When it comes to relationships, maybe we're all in glass houses, and shouldn't throw stones. Because you can never really know. Some people are settling down, some are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than Butterflies...”
— Carrie Bradshaw, Sex and the City, Season 5: I Love a Charade
Tagged: Sex And The City, Love
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