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Stefani Robinson Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms.

Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms.

Government Official: All right.Moving on.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Witty Dialouge , Right to Bear Arms
“It seems that, uh, government workers are immune to hypnotism. It's like their souls are dead or something.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Citizenship
Tagged: Government Workers, The Soulless
“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Vampie Familars
“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”
— Nandor, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Glitter Portrait
“When it comes to zoning ordinances, I have a few thoughts.”
— Colin Robinson, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council
Tagged: Emotional Vampires at Town Meetings
“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge.


 I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their crucifixes. A total ban on turtlenecks. A vampire-only television channel. 


I would like for me, personally, my favorite comedy, Priests Falling Over. Free but compulsory harpsichord concerts every day of the week. We would have nun-free zones with a sign that says: ‘No Nuns.No Nuns. None.’”
— Nadja, What We Do in the Shadows, Season 1: City Council
Tagged: Vampire Demands
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