That shit was not easy. You’d think one woman takes charge of the peen and the other commands the balls, but that honestly just leads to bumping heads. A lot. And while you may think it’s hot for both of you to lick up the sides, it’s still just licking a penis, which is really not that much fun for anyone. Except him, I guess. It was time to get the show on the road.”
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