“I don't know about you, but I'm getting sick of pretending to be excited every time it's somebody's birthday, you know what I mean? What is the big deal? How many times do we have to celebrate that someone was born? Every year, over and over. All you did was not die for twelve months. That's all you've done, as far as I can tell. Now those astrology things where they tell you all the people that have the same birthday as you? It's always an odd group of people too, isn't it? It's like Ed Asner, Elijah Muhammad, and Secretariat.”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 4: The Outing

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During his nightclub act, Jerry explains why he hates birthdays.

Tagged: Birthdays, Ed Asner, Elijah Muhammad, Astrology
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