“I am not much for the family gathering. You know, you sit there, and the conversation's so boring. It's so dull. And you start to fantasize. You know, you think, what if I just got up and jumped out that window? What would it be like? Just crashed right through the glass. You know. Come back in, there's broken glass, everybody's all upset. ‘No, I'm all right. I was just a little bored, there. No, I'm fine. I came back. I wanted to hear a little about that Hummel collection, Aunt Rose. Let's pick it up right there.’”
— Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld, Season 2: The Pony Remark
Tagged: Family Gatherings, small talk, Hummel, Boredom
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