“One time when I was in high school, a guy’s mom called me and broke up with me for him.

There was another time where I was on a date, and I tripped and broke my kneecap, and the guy said he wasn’t ‘feeling it,’ so he left and I waited for an ambulance.

One time I was dating this guy for a while, and then he got down on one knee and he begged me never to call him again.

One guy broke up with me while we were in the shower together.

Skywriting isn’t always positive.

Another time a guy invited me to a beautiful picnic with wine and flowers, and then when I tried to sit down, he said, ‘Don’t eat anything. Rebecca’s coming.’ And then he broke up with me.”
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