[Sits down on chair]
Veronica Vaughn: [scolding Billy in the hallway] Making fun of a little kid for trying to read. Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
Billy Madison: I’m sorry I can’t hear you. I’ve been physically abused in the ear.
Veronica Vaughn: You keep your mouth shut for the next two weeks or I’m going to fail you. End of story.
[Goes back into classroom]
Billy Madison: I see your lips moving but I can’t make out the words. I’m deaf. Oh Veronica Vaughn so hot want to touch the heinie.
[Howls like a wolf]
Billy Madison: Arrroooooooo!”
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