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Alex "Hitch" Hitchens Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“No, I said come ninety and then *I'll* come ten! You don't go the whole hundred! My mouth was open, Albert! You overeager son-of-a... blech!”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Dating Tips, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“See what I'm doing? All right? This is a signal, okay? I'm fiddling with my keys, all right? A woman who doesn't want to kiss takes her keys out, puts them in the door, goes in the house. A woman that wants to kiss, she fiddles.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Does it ever occur to women that maybe a guy might like to have a plan, you know, because he's nervous? He's not sure that he could just walk up to you and you'd respond if he said "I like you." "I like you." "I like you!”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“Lean in, place your hand on the small of her back, say it in her ear like a secret. But watch your hand placement, too high says, 'I just wanna be friends,' too low says, 'I just wanna grab some ass.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationship Advice, Movie Quotes
“No matter what, no matter who, no matter when, any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet. He just needs the right broom.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“So how does it happen, great love? Nobody knows... but what I can tell you is that it happens in the blink of an eye. One moment you're enjoying your life, and the next you're wondering how you ever lived without them.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Love, Dating, love quotes, Movie Quotes
“When you're wondering what to say or how you look, just remember, she's already out with you. That means she said yes when she could have said no. That means she made a plan when she could have just blown you off. So that means it's no longer your job to make her like you. It's your job not to mess it up.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating, Relationship Advice
“I'm a guy. Since when do we get anything right the first time?”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Quotes, Relationships, Movie Quotes
“Basic principals. There are none.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
“Not if you pay attention. I mean, you're sending all the right signals - no earrings, heels under two inches, your hair is pulled back, you're wearing reading glasses with no book, drinking a Grey Goose martini, which means you had a hell of a week and a beer just wouldn't do it. And if that wasn't clear enough, there's always the "fuck off" sign that you have stamped on your forehead.”
— Alex "Hitch" Hitchens, Hitch
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice
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