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Alicia Silverstone Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Okay, so you’re probably going, 'Is this like a Noxzema commercial or what?' But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Noxzema, commercial, normal, Life, Teenage, Girl
“Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: famous singer, infomercials, Past
“Where’s my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal. It’s my most capable looking outfit!”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Fred Segal, white collarless shirt, Capable, outfit
“Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Boy, high school, Pauly Shore movie, Simile Examples
“Cher: I'm captain of the Pismo Beach disaster relief.

Mel: I don't think they need your skis.

Cher: Daddy, some people lost all their belongings. Don't you think that includes athletic equipment?”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Captain, Pismo Beach, Disaster Relief, skis, athletic equipment
“Suddenly a dark cloud settled over first period... I got a C in debate?”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: dark cloud, Debate, grades
“Cher: If it’s a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.

Elton: What’s seven times seven?

Cher: Stuff she knows!”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Concussion, Math, Questions
“Dionne: Dude, what’s wrong. You suffering from buyers remorse or something?

Cher: God, no! Nothing like that.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: buyers, Remorse, Suffering
“Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: show skin, boys, Naked, Mouth, Sex
“Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?

Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack.

Cher: It’s faux.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Sassy, Diss, Dr. Suess, faux, backpack
“Josh: I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law.

Mel: Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life?

Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: environmental law, Miserable, Life, Sassy, Diss
“Wasn't my mom a total Betty? She died when I was young. A freak accident during a routine liposuction.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Mom, total betty, died, freak accident, liposuction
“You eat three meals a day. That's three powerful decisions you're making—not only for you, but for the world.”
— Alicia Silverstone, The Secret to Self Worth with Alicia Silverstone
Tagged: Lewis Howes Podcast, eating
“So okay, I don’t want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don’t get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we’re expected to swoon? I don’t think so.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Guys, dress, baggy pants, greasy, Swoon
“Isn’t my house classic? The columns date all the way back to 1972.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: House, Classic, columns
“Cher: 'Second notice on three outstanding tickets.' I don't remember getting a first notice.

Mel: The ticket is the first notice! I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license.

Cher: Oh, you can get tickets anytime.”
— Cher Horowitz, Clueless
Tagged: Tickets, second notice, license
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