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Andy Berman Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“There is a witness. There's a cat. I want to talk to that cat as soon as he's done licking himself... wow, I'm jealous.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: 9 Lives
Tagged: Witness, Cat, licking, Jealousy
“Lassiter: You brought a date to the crime scene?

Shawn: It was either this or ice skating.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: You Can't Handle This Episode
Tagged: Date, Crime scene, ice skating, Shock
“Mary Lightly: I wanted to be heroic.

Shawn: Oh, Mary, with a flare gun?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: Mr. Yin Presents...
Tagged: Rescue, Heroic, flare gun, useless, Let Down
“ Lassiter: She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last.

Gus: Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Chivalry Is Not Dead...But Someone Is
Tagged: Boy Toy, Younger, Meetings, Justin Bieber, Sassy
“Hello! I'm Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Radio Star. I'm afraid your video will kill him.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 5: Dead Bear Walking
Tagged: Iconic, Partner, Radio Star, Buggles, Video Killed The Radio Star
“Gus: You're dating a murderer!

Shawn: Not exclusively.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Dating, murderer, Exclusive
“Lassiter: Are you in my apartment?

Shawn: Please. I haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks. Which reminds me, you're all out of peanut butter.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: Extradition
Tagged: Sneaking In, apartment, All Out, Peanut Butter
“Bad Guy: But know this: one stupid move, and I've got more than enough plastic bags for your body parts.

Shawn: Note to self: call Hefty with commercial idea.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: Shawn Takes a Shot in the Dark
Tagged: Body Parts, Murder, Plastic Bags, Hefty, Commercial idea
“Major General Felts: I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base!

Shawn: Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 4: You Can't Handle This Episode
Tagged: idiocry, not be tolerated, comfortable, Comeback, Army base
“Clouds don't kill people. People kill people.”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 1: Cloudy... With a Chance of Murder
Tagged: Clouds, Murder, Killing
“Great, dripping with swagger!”
— Shawn Spencer, Psych, Season 3: Gus Walks Into A Bank
Tagged: Great, Swag, Coolness
“I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 6: Last Night Gus
Tagged: Body, Craving, Buttery Goodness, Yummy, Bad For You
“I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 1: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece
Tagged: lap dance, Dancing, Patrick Swayze
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