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Burton 'Gus' Guster Quotes

Total quotes: 22
“We take our hand-held entertainment very seriously.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 6: Neil Simon's Lover's Retreat
Tagged: Handheld, Entertainment, Technology, serious
“Coroner Woody Strode: The victim's name is Chris Cheramie he was killed by 9 MnMs.

Gus: That's impossible.

Coroner Woody Strode: Your right that seems low. 9mm gun.

Gus: Oh.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 8: The Break-Up
Tagged: M&Ms, candy, Mix Up, Confused, Murder
“Gus: Brazilian airport codes. How do you know that?

Shawn: I lived in an airport for a month, Gus.

Gus: That was Tom Hanks in The Terminal!

Shawn: Same difference.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: Dis-Lodged
Tagged: Airport, Tom Hanks, The Terminal
“What are you doing? We don't know anything about delivering warthog babies.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 1: Forget Me Not
Tagged: Warthog, babies, Delievery, Nervous
“Nyna Clayton: You believe in karma, don't you?

Shawn: Yes, but that's only because we are karma chameleons.

Gus: We come and go.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: He Dead
Tagged: Karma, Culture Club, Karma Chameleons, come and go
“ Lassiter: She's obviously meeting a new boy toy. Maybe one even younger than the last.

Gus: Younger? Who do you think she's meeting with, Justin Bieber?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Chivalry Is Not Dead...But Someone Is
Tagged: Boy Toy, Younger, Meetings, Justin Bieber, Sassy
“Shawn: I'm just saying, technology is way overrated.

Gus: That's interesting-- just yesterday you told me you intend on having your wedding in space.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: High Noon-ish
Tagged: Technology, Overrated, wedding, In space, Sassy
“[wearing a police uniform, selecting doughnuts in a store] 

I don't know if it's this uniform, but I've never craved doughnuts before in my life.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: We'd Like to Thank the Academy
Tagged: Police, Uniform, doughnuts, Craving
“Shawn: I'm Shawn Spenstar and this is my partner, Gus 'T.T' Showbiz.

Gus: The extra T is for extra talent.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: American Duos
Tagged: Nickname, Extra, Talent
“Gus: Don't touch that, it's blood.

Shawn: It's not blood.

Gus: Enjoy your hepatitis.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 1: Who Ya Gonna Call?
Tagged: Blood, Sassy, Hepatitis, infection
“Shawn: We find the mystery lover, we find her.

Gus: Dude. Why don’t I ever get to say things like that?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 1: Game Set...Muuurder?
Tagged: mystery lover, Mystery, Cool sayings
“Great, now we got a mummy on the loose and the son of a bitch knows how to drive stick?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: Shawn
Tagged: Crime, Mummy, Driving, stolen, Stick Shift
“Shawn: Holy crap, are you checking your email?

Gus: I get productive when I'm nervous.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Romeo and Juliet and Juliet
Tagged: emails, Work, Productivity, Nervous
“Suck it!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: A Very Juliet Episode
Tagged: Catchphrase, Suck It
“I still smell like stinky nuts!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 4: Death Is In The Air
Tagged: Smells, Stinky Nuts, Gross
“I can't help it, Shawn, my body craves buttery goodness.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 6: Last Night Gus
Tagged: Body, Craving, Buttery Goodness, Yummy, Bad For You
“I just got a lap dance from Patrick Swayze!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 1: Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece
Tagged: lap dance, Dancing, Patrick Swayze
“How about you play six degrees of kiss my ass?”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 2: 65 Million Years Off
Tagged: Kiss my ass, Sassy
“I will eat you in manageable, bite-sized pieces.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 5: Extradition II
Tagged: angry, Controlled, Bite-sixed, cautious, pieces
“Heard about Pluto? That's messed up.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 1: From the Earth to the Starbucks
Tagged: pluto, planet, Messed Up, upset
“Man, I'm nobody's charity case. I demand to dig my own grave!”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 7: No Country for Two Old Men
Tagged: Charity case, Pride, Graves, Dig my own grave
“I am nobody's pawn, Shawn. I'm a Queen.”
— Burton 'Gus' Guster, Psych, Season 3: There Might Be Blood
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Pawn, Queen, Self-Worth
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