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Ari Gold Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“If all of this is not taken care of, I'll choke you out with a strap-on!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: An Offer Refused
Tagged: choke, Threat, Strap-on
“I hate the beach. I hate the ocean. I hate the sand. But, I love sharks.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: beach, Ocean, Sand, Sharks
“Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot with no guts.

Ari: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. I love it!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Guts, Maggot, Insult, planet
“You think there's anything in this fucking universe that you know about that I don't know about?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Universe, Knowledge, Sassy
“Aquaman, baby!! It is Spiderman... underwater. Boooom!”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: Aquaman, spiderman, Acting
“You ever try to bang an extra on an apple box?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Sex, bang, Movies, set, Extra
“Eric: Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic.

Ari: Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a dick. That's what actors do. They pretend.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: The Boys Are Back in Town
Tagged: actors, Pretend, Tom Cruise, Hispanic, pretending
“Mrs Ari: I want three weeks in the south of France with the children.

Ari: Oh my God baby, of course you can go.

Mrs Ari: With you. And if you're not home by 2AM, I'm gonna be standing at the gate screaming 'Ari Gold, super agent, forgot his Viagra.'”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion
Tagged: Children, France, vacation, Viagra
“Who are we without our integrity, right?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 2: Aquamansion
Tagged: Integrity, Question
“Call me Helen Keller 'cause I'm a fucking miracle worker.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: The Script and the Sherpa
Tagged: Helen Keller, Miracle Worker, Miracle
“You want a medal or are you a coward?”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Busey and the Beach
Tagged: Medal, coward, Question
“Lets hug it out, you little bitch.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: New York
Tagged: Hug, Sassy, Attitude
“You got my balls tingling, man.”
— Ari Gold, Entourage, Season 1: Entourage
Tagged: Tingling, balls, Excited
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