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Artie Lange

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Artie Lange Quotes

Total quotes: 1

Artie Lange photo

Artie Lange

Fictional Character

Birthday: October 11, 1967

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Actor, Podcaster, Radio Personality, Screenwriter

Total quotes: 1

“Distract yourself. You gotta make money. You can’t have emotions and make money. Just keep a blank stare on your face. Do as you’re told. Then one day, you have a heart attack. If you’re lucky, you go clean.”

— Artie Lange, Crashing, Season 1: The Road

Tagged: Dark Jokes, Death, Dying, Point Of Life

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