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Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's kind of my thing, you know.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Gold Member, Penile Euphemisms
“Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Mole, guacamole
“[after being struck in the groin by a meteor prop] All right, let me find my balls, for God's sakes! 1, 2, and 3, okay. I'm okay.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: humor through ball pain
“[moans] This diaper's making my nuts rub together. It's gonna start a fire.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: diaper, Nuts, crotch jokes
“Austin Powers: Your spy car's a Mini?

Nigel Powers: It's not the size mate, it's how you use it.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: small car, Double Entendres
“You know, Dr. Evil, I have always thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts. [speaking to the camera] I thank you.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: crazy, Nuts, Self-Referential, Breaking Character
“Foxxy Cleopatra: You have the right to remain sexy, sugar.

Austin Powers: Oh, I hope there's a search involved.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Miranda Rights, sexual harassment in the workplace
“I haven't laughed that hard since I was a little girl. Thank you.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Gender Bending
“Unfortunately, my neck does look like a vagina.”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: Vagina Neck
“[looking at the toilet] What? I didn't have any corn!”
— Austin Powers / Dr. Evil / Goldmember / Fat Bastard, Austin Powers in Goldmember
Tagged: corn in feces, Gross
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