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Beldar Conehead

Beldar Conehead Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Beldar Conehead

character

Total quotes: 5

“Otto: Are you telling me you don't have a Social Security number?

Beldar Conehead: Correct.

Otto: Why not?

Beldar Conehead: I am an illegal alien.”

— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads

Tagged: social security number, illegal alien

“If, for some reason your life functions ceased, my most precious one, I would collapse, I would draw the shades and I would live in the dark. I would never get out of my slar pad or clean myself. My fluids would coagulate, my cone would shrivel, and I would die, miserable and lonely. The stench would be great.”

— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads

Tagged: Stench, True Love, Coneheads

“Connie: I think I'll have some Tang.

Prymatt Conehead: Ah, Tang, the drink astronauts took to the moon.

Beldar Conehead: Astronauts to the moon?

[Beldar and Prymatt laugh]”

— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads

Tagged: Tang, Moon Landing, Moon Landing Hoax, Moon

“Beldar Conehead: When my people come to colonize this planet, your name will be on the protected rolls, and you will come to no harm.

Gladys Johnson, Driving Student: You are wise. But there's a sadness to your wisdom.”

— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads

Tagged: alien invasion, Sadness, Wisdom

“Prymatt Conehead: He was behaving like a flarndip?

Connie: [Confused] Flarndip?

Prymatt Conehead: A masher, a hustler, an uninvited grasper of cone.

Beldar Conehead: [Overhears this and is irate] FLARNDIP?”

— Beldar Conehead, Coneheads

Tagged: Flarndip, Sexual Assault

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