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Bill Braudis

Bill Braudis Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Bill Braudis

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Occupations: Writer

Total quotes: 4

“Here's a piece of advice, Brendon. There's no such thing as psychology. It's all made-up crap. They're all conmen, all of them. Even the women.”

— Coach John McGuirk, Home Movies, Season 2: Therapy

Tagged: Psychology

“My teeth are crooked. I was supposed to get braces as a kid, but my parents didn't have enough money... left over from their trip.”

— Bill (voice), Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Season 1: Pot-Bellied Pigs

Tagged: Braces, Childhood

“Coach McGuirk: Hey Brendon, how come the team never carried me off the field?

Brendon: We tried, but you were too big.

Coach McGuirk: Excuse me?

Brendon: I mean, uhh... too drunk?

Coach McGuirk: Yes. Yes I was. But I tell you something Brendon, I am every day, that doesn't mean don't carry me off the field.”

— Coach John McGuirk (voice) / Brendon Small (voice), Home Movies, Season 1: Director's Cut

Tagged: Drunk

“Therapist: I'm concerned with your behavior.

Brendon: Yeah, what's new?

Therapist: Brendon, I know you know about Gentle Talk.

Brendon: I'm being passive-aggressive, aren't I?

Therapist: No, your aggression isn't passive at all. It's ACTIVE aggression.

Brendon: So you're saying it should be more passive then?”

— Brendon Small (voice), Home Movies, Season 2: Therapy

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