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Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist

Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist is an American animated series that originally ran on Comedy Central from May 28, 1995 to December 24, 1999—with a final set of three shelved episodes airing in 2002—starring Jonathan Katz, Jon Benjamin, and Laura Silverma

Genres:	Animation, Comedy
Number Of Seasons:	6
Network:	Comedy Central
Created By:	Jonathan Katz
Status:	Ended
User Score (votes):	7.8 / 10 (22)

Full production credits:

Communicator Dom Irrera

Communicator Jonathan Katz

Communicator Karen LeBlanc

Communicator Mark Usher

Writers:

Loren Bouchard

Last updated: 2018-11-20

Characters in ‘Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist’

Quotes By Season

“Dr. Katz: And so is that why you stopped smoking?

Bill: Yeah, well, I think I didn't wanna... you know, my father smoked a lot, and, uh... he's been smoking for years. He tried to quit, you know, he tried everything, you know, he tried hypnosis, and it didn't really take, and then he tried that thing with all the needles, what do they call that... heroin.

[pause] He LOVES it.”

— Dr. Katz (voice) / Bill (voice) , Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Season 1: Pot-Bellied Pigs

“Dom: People say I'm paranoid, right? Well maybe you'd be a little paranoid if there was a world organization bent on your destruction.

Dr. Katz: Is this your UNICEF theory again?

Dom: You're not the one calling me and hanging up, are ya?

Dr. Katz: No.

Dom: 'Cause it sounds like your breath.”

— Dr. Katz (voice) / Dom (voice), Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Season 4: Broadcaster Ben

Tagged: Paranoid, Conspiracy Theories

“My teeth are crooked. I was supposed to get braces as a kid, but my parents didn't have enough money... left over from their trip.”

— Bill (voice), Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist, Season 1: Pot-Bellied Pigs

Tagged: Braces, Childhood

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