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Brad Falchuk Quotes

Total quotes: 126
“You're not just any old broke-down sax man, you're college-educated one.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Dead
Tagged: College, Old, broke-down, educated
“I try to do good things, right? But I'm not a good person. That's my flaw. I'm ambitious. I am political. I'm conniving.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Good Person, Ambition, Conniving , Politics
“Money just makes the important stuff easy, so that we try to make the unimportant stuff hard just to make it feel like we're not coasting, but I have been and I don't want to coast anymore.”
— Astrid Sloan, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Money, Easy, Problems, Coasting
“It's really important to me that all of you know that your lives have value. And that they're important. That you're important.”
— River Barkley, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Important, Lives, Value, your life matters
“I love you. Unconditionally. You are the front man of my favorite rock band, you are the star of my favorite movie, you are my king of kings.”
— Alice, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Love, Unconditionally , rock band, king, Star
“The happiest I've been in my life was when I was in New York with nothing.”
— Astrid Sloan, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Happy, Life, New York
“The world’s not going to miss a bunch of assholes in Ed Hardy t-shirts.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Bitchcraft
Tagged: Ed Hardy, T-Shirts, World, Assholes
“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don't fight, we burn.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Bitchcraft
Tagged: Girls, Fight, Witches, burn
“Music gives us permission to feel.”
— River Barkley, The Politician, Season 1: The Harrington Commode
Tagged: Music, Permission, Feelings
“Life isn't a train. It's a shit tornado full of gold.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Life, train, Metaphor Examples, gold
“This emptiness is a gift. You finally know what it's like to lose.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Empty, Gift, Loss, Feelings
“Politics isn't about policies, a candidate is elected on a story.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: October Surprise
Tagged: Politics, Policies, Election, elected, Story
“You're the most exceptional human being I've ever met.”
— Alice, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Exceptional, human, Amazed
“A person can't be truly selfless and survive.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Selfless, Survival, Human Nature
“People like to think of their presidents as characters they see on TV.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: celebrity, President, Charatcers , TV
“You got a lot to hate yourself for, but needing help ain't one of them.”
— Blanca Rodriguez, POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year
Tagged: It's Okay To Ask For Help
“Believe what? That I'm a stone-cold bitch with ice water in my veins?”
— Alice Charles, The Politician, Season 1: Gone Girl
Tagged: Belief, Ice Water , cold
“Enough! I'm sorry, Mr. Schue, Ms. Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday.”
— Finn Hudson, Glee, Season 1: Throwdown
Tagged: Parents, arguments, Dysfunctional Families, Payday
“We need to focus on bringing our best, not worrying about what anyone else is bringing.”
— Blanca Rodriguez, POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year
Tagged: Focus On What Grows You, Growth, Encouragement, Teamwork
“You know what, I used to love coming here. But now this just reminds me of everything that I’ve lost.”
— Santana Lopez, Glee, Season 5: The Quarterback
Tagged: Loss, Regret
“Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I’ve learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: anonymous, poor, Social Media
“I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Journey to Regionals
Tagged: Banality, Legend, Arrogance
“My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant, though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.”
— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Glee, Season 1: Showmance
Tagged: homeownership, Arson
“I am not gay, and I am certainly not sinful. What I am is a woman, Mother. Not your son, but your daughter.”
— Blanca Rodriguez, POSE, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Coming out, Transgender
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
— Chad Radwell, Scream Queens, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Hot, Zoo, Men, Women, Sex
“Larry Harvey: I'm trying very hard not to judge you.

Dr. Ben Harmon: Me? You murdered your entire family.

Larry Harvey: Yes. But I was never unfaithful.”
— Ben Harmon, American Horror Story, Murder House: Home Invasion
Tagged: Judgment, Murder, Unfaithful
“Men are never gonna accept a woman taking charge, especially not a woman as strong as you are.”
— Frank McCann, American Horror Story, Asylum: I Am Anne Frank, Pt. 2
Tagged: Bossy, Empowered, Strong Women
“You might think that all of the boys in school would want to tap this, but my MySpace schedule keeps me way too busy to date.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: MySpace, Dating
“People think you're gay now, Finn. And do you know what that makes me? Your big, gay beard!”
— Quinn Fabray, Glee, Season 1: Showmance
Tagged: gay, beard
“I don't trust a man with curly hair. I can't help, but picturing birds laying sulfurous eggs in there and I find it disgusting.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Throwdown
Tagged: Curly Hair, Birds, disgusting
“I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean, he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of four is rainbows.”
— Kurt Hummel, Glee, Season 1: Ballad
Tagged: stupidity, charming, Cheating, Rainbows
“I keep thinking that, uh, the only thing we all share together is that we're all alone.”
— River Barkley, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Thinking, Alone, sharing, Together
“Can't do much with small hearts. Hard hearts, maybe, but not small ones. I love them, don't get me wrong, I just... The love has edges.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Hearts, Small Hearts , Love, Edges
“I feel everything. There just wasn't enough positive emotion to balance me out.”
— River Barkley, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Everything, Feelings, positive, Emotion, Balance, Overwhelmed by Feelings
“I don't get how someone can care so much about something, and then just run away right before the end.”
— Ricardo, The Politician, Season 1: Gone Girl
Tagged: Care, Run Away, End, Give Up
“If I'm too drugged up to know if I'm happy or sad, how am I gonna know if I need to make changes.”
— Astrid Sloan, The Politician, Season 1: Gone Girl
Tagged: Happy, Sad, emotions, Changes
“Look guys, I'm really grateful that you still believe in me. The problem is, I don't.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: Vienna
Tagged: grateful, Belief, Problem, Lack of Confidence
“Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle.”
— Will Schuester, Glee, Season 1: Journey to Regionals
Tagged: Life, Beginning, middle, End
“Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Showmance
Tagged: crushes, Sad, cry, Sad music
“Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boy-howdy in five months! She doesn't need nice!”
— Kendra Giardi, Glee, Season 1: Preggers
Tagged: Pregnancy, Boy Howdy, Watermelon
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