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Brad Falchuk Quotes

Total quotes: 77
“You're not just any old broke-down sax man, you're college-educated one.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: The Dead
Tagged: College, Old, broke-down, educated
“I try to do good things, right? But I'm not a good person. That's my flaw. I'm ambitious. I am political. I'm conniving.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Good Person, Ambition, Conniving , Politics
“I love you. Unconditionally. You are the front man of my favorite rock band, you are the star of my favorite movie, you are my king of kings.”
— Alice, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Love, Unconditionally , rock band, king, Star
“You girls need to learn to fight. When witches don't fight, we burn.”
— Fiona Goode, American Horror Story, American Horror Story Season 3: Bitchcraft
Tagged: Girls, Fight, Witches, burn
“Music gives us permission to feel.”
— River Barkley, The Politician, Season 1: The Harrington Commode
Tagged: Music, Permission, Feelings
“This emptiness is a gift. You finally know what it's like to lose.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Empty, Gift, Loss, Feelings
“Politics isn't about policies, a candidate is elected on a story.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: October Surprise
Tagged: Politics, Policies, Election, elected, Story
“A person can't be truly selfless and survive.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Selfless, Survival, Human Nature
“Enough! I'm sorry, Mr. Schue, Ms. Sylvester, but if we wanted to hear mom and dad fight, those of us who still have two parents would just stay home on payday.”
— Finn Hudson, Glee, Season 1: Throwdown
Tagged: Parents, arguments, Dysfunctional Families, Payday
“We need to focus on bringing our best, not worrying about what anyone else is bringing.”
— Blanca Rodriguez, POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year
Tagged: Focus On What Grows You, Growth, Encouragement, Teamwork
“You know what, I used to love coming here. But now this just reminds me of everything that I’ve lost.”
— Santana Lopez, Glee, Season 5: The Quarterback
Tagged: Loss, Regret
“Nowadays being anonymous is worse than being poor. Fame is the most important thing in our culture now. And if there is one thing I’ve learned it is that no one is just going to hand it to you.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: anonymous, poor, Social Media
“I realize my cultural ascendance only serves to illuminate your own banality. But face it, I’m legend. It’s happened.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Journey to Regionals
Tagged: Banality, Legend, Arrogance
“My father always said you'd become a man when you bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant, though, because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.”
— Ian Brennan, Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk, Glee, Season 1: Showmance
Tagged: homeownership, Arson
“I am not gay, and I am certainly not sinful. What I am is a woman, Mother. Not your son, but your daughter.”
— Blanca Rodriguez, POSE, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Coming out, Transgender
“Everybody wants to get with this. Women, men, animals in the zoo, plants probably.”
— Chad Radwell, Scream Queens, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Hot, Zoo, Men, Women, Sex
“Life only really has one beginning and one end, and the rest is just a whole lot of middle.”
— Will Schuester, Glee, Season 1: Journey to Regionals
Tagged: Life, Beginning, middle, End
“Have you ever liked someone so much you just wanna lock yourself in your room, turn on sad music and cry?”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Showmance
Tagged: crushes, Sad, cry, Sad music
“Your wife is going to be pushing a watermelon out of her boy-howdy in five months! She doesn't need nice!”
— Kendra Giardi, Glee, Season 1: Preggers
Tagged: Pregnancy, Boy Howdy, Watermelon
“Brittany Pierce: I have pepperoni in my bra.

Santana Lopez: Those are your nipples!”
— Santana Lopez, Glee, Season 3: The Purple Piano Project
Tagged: Pepperoni, bra, nipples
“A house is much more than a home. It's family. And every family needs a mother who is affirming, caring, loyal, and inspiring.”
— Pray Tell, POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year
Tagged: Moterhood, Mom's, mother's day, What Makes A Home
“Is there anything more wonderful than the promise of a new child...or more heartbreaking when that promise is broken?”
— Constance Langdon, American Horror Story, Murder House: Home Invasion
Tagged: New Child, Heartbreaking, Broken Promises
“No matter how gruesome or horrible the murder, you can always find someone who'll buy the house.”
— Marcy, American Horror Story, Murder House: Open House
Tagged: Gruesome, horrible, Murder, Homeowners
“Just because you have an idea does not mean you know how to properly execute it. Ideas are ingredients. Only a real mother knows how to prepare them.”
— Elektra Abundance, POSE, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Ideas, Making Ideas A Reality, Thought vs. Action, Getting Ideas Ready for the World
“God, my husband is upstairs. He's finishing a giant jigsaw puzzle of Peggy Guggenheim's Venetian Palazzo.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Venetian Palazzo, Peggy Guggenheim, Puzzle
“I'm sorry. Did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?”
— Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Rude, Sassy, Compliment
“I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Throwdown
Tagged: empowerment, Cheerios, Fear, Terror
“I think you will be adding revenge to the list of things you're not good at, including being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hair style that doesn't make you look like a lesbian.”
— Sue Sylvester, Glee, Season 1: Sectionals
Tagged: Marriage, hairstyle, Lesbian, Revenge
“Your life going off the rails is the best thing that could happen to you.”
— Georgina Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Life, Going off the Rails, Best Thing
“Grace: You're an awful person. 

Chanel: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty, so it doesn't really matter.”
— Chanel Oberlin, Scream Queens, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Awful, rich, Pretty
“Not much of a house with only one bitch in it. More like a studio apartment.”
— Elektra Abundance, POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year
Tagged: insults
“Trust gives people power over you.”
— Elektra Abundance, POSE, Season 1: Mother of The Year
Tagged: Cynical, Not Trusting Anyone, Paranoid
“Oh child, no one ever plans on having sex. And I can't be your mother and your conscience. I'm not always going to be here to protect you. You are a good looking young man. And soon, you are going to want to start exploring. But you gotta make smart choices.”
— Blanca Rodriguez, POSE, Season 1: Access
Tagged: Sex
“I won my first dance competition when I was three months old.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: infants, dance competition
“It's so hard to have to try so hard all the time.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: hard, Try Hard, Work
“Your brain is wired to enjoy sex that's presentational.”
— Astrid, The Politician, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Brain, Wired, Sex, Enjoyment
“An office with no meaning, which no one can respect.”
— Astrid Sloan, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Office, Meaning, Respect
“I'm not about enjoyment. I'm about winning.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Enjoyment, Winner, Win, Winning
“So, I might not be a good person, but I wanted to do good things.”
— Payton Hobart, The Politician, Season 1: The Assassination of Payton Hobart
Tagged: Good Person, help, helpful, do good things
“I am not homophobic. In fact, I have two gay dads. See, I was born out of love. My two dads screened potential surrogates based on beauty and IQ. Then they mixed their sperm together and used a turkey baster. To this day we don't know which one is my real dad, which I think is pretty amazing.”
— Rachel Berry, Glee, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Homophobia, beauty, IQ, Artificial Insemination
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