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Brett Johnson Quotes

Total quotes: 13
“The world went fucking nuts when I was inside. Now you can buy pot in the strip mall, they got a black guy in the White House, and two men can marry each other.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Viagra
Tagged: Nuts, Reality, different
“Trudy: Have you been drinking?

Pete: The whole country's drinking!”
— Pete Campbell, Mad Men, Season 3: The Grown-Ups
Tagged: Alcohol, Drinking, JFK Assassination
“Mickey: Well, they say write about what you know. I know about two things: robbin' banks and fuckin' black chicks.

Paramount Exec: Let's see where that goes.”
— Mickey Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Viagra
Tagged: Robbing Banks, Writers
“I’m down there every night. I’m cutting the pipe. I’m doing the work, and all you do is sleep.”
— David Sweat, Escape at Dannemora, Season 1: Girl from the North Country
Tagged: Insults For Your Cellmates When You're Doing All The Work
“Terry: We can't take communion.

Ray: It's a fuckin' cracker.”
— Ray Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 3: The Octopus
Tagged: Holy Communion, Eucharist, wafer, Cracker, atheism
“Ya gotta be a back-door man, baby, at least while we get to know each other. NBA stars gotta be careful.”
— Deonte Frasier, Ray Donovan, Season 1: Housewarming
Tagged: Cheating, Back Door Man, NBA
“Volcheck: Please forgive me, but I really wanna fuck you. Tonight.


Donna: Really sweetie? Cause I really wanna fuck you, too.”
— Donna Cochran, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Viagra
Tagged: Fuck, True Conessions, Desire
“Dave: You look like a fuckin' teenager!

Abby: I feel like an old woman.”
— Brett Johnson, Ann Biderman, Ray Donovan, Season 3: Breakfast of Champions
Tagged: teenager, Ageism, Old Woman, looks
“Ray's just like my old man was with my mom. Too caught up with his own bullshit to realize how beautiful she was.”
— Terry Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 3: Poker
Tagged: Bullshit, Beautiful, Old Man, Self-Absorbed
“Can someone please get my wife out of the kitchen? I have something very nice to say about her.”
— Roger Sterling, Mad Men, Season 3: The Grown-Ups
Tagged: Nice, Saying Something Nice
“Every time I look out the window I see myself out there, standing in the street. I’ve got it to the point now where I can see my own shadow.”
— Richard Matt, Escape at Dannemora, Season 1: Girl from the North Country
Tagged: Longing To Leave Prison, Prison
“Did you fuck Ashley last night? Cause when I fucked her this morning, I felt very close to you, Ray.”
— Stu Feldman, Ray Donovan, Season 2: Snowflake
Tagged: Sex, same person, close
“Old Lady: Isn't that just sad? I hope he's not driving.

Abby: He's got Parkinson's, you fucking cunt.

Terry: It's good to have a Southie bitch on your side.

Abby: It's good to have the opportunity to be one.

Terry: That's the way, uh huh uh huh I like it, uh huh uh huh.”
— Abby Donovan, Ray Donovan, Season 3: The Octopus
Tagged: Parkinson's, Southie, Boston, Cunt, Bitch
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