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Bruce Feirstein Quotes

Total quotes: 23
“James Bond: What do I need to defuse a nuclear bomb?

Dr. Christmas Jones: Me.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: nuclear bomb, defuse, Double Entendre
“Another Carver building. If I didn't know better, I'd say he developed an edifice complex.”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Oedipus Complex, Puns
“James Bond: Are these pictures live?

M: Unlike the American government, we prefer not to get our bad news from CNN.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: american government, Bad News, Fake News, CNN
“Natalya Simonova: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?

James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: Reckless Driving, Boys with Toys
“Xenia Onatopp: You don't need the gun, Commander.

James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: safe sex, Guns
“Q: I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.

James Bond: And the second?

Q: Always have an escape plan. [his final lines in the series]”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Weakness, Learning, escape plan
“Alec Trevelyan: James... what an unpleasant surprise.

James Bond: We aim to please.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: unpleasant surprises
“Caroline: James, is it really necessary to drive quite so fast?

James Bond: More often than you'd think.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: Reckless Driving, Speeding
“James Bond: What business do you have with Elektra King?

Zukovsky: I thought it was you who was giving her the business.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Business, Double Entendre
“Lachaise: So good of you to come see me, Mr. Bond, particularly on such short notice.

James Bond: If you can't trust a Swiss banker, what's the world come to?”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: short notice, swiss banker, Trust
“[Bull is shot to see Zukovsky survived the explosion at the safehouse]
Bull: Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you!

Zukovsky: Me too! [Shoots Bull]”
— Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, Bruce Feirstein, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: pleased to meet you, surprise murder
“Admiral Roebuck: With all due respect, M, sometimes I don't think you have the balls for this job.

M: Perhaps. But the advantage is, I don't have to think with them all the time.”
— M, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: balls, toxic masculinity
“My art is in great demand, Mr. Bond. I go all over the world. I am especially good at the celebrity overdose.”
— Dr. Kaufman, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Art, high demand, celebrity overdose
“What's true is that in 48 hours, you and I will have more money than God. And Mr. Bond here will have a small memorial service, with only Moneypenny and a few tearful restaurateurs in attendance.”
— Alec Trevelyan, GoldenEye
Tagged: Money, funeral, Threat
“James Bond: [in bed with Jones] I was wrong about you.

Dr. Christmas Jones: Yeah, how so?

James Bond: I thought Christmas only comes once a year.”
— James Bond, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Christmas, Double Entendres, orgasm
“[Bond approaches Paris at the launch party]

James Bond: I always wondered how I'd feel if I saw you again. [she turns around, looks at him, and slaps him] Now I know. Was it something I said?

Paris Carver: How about the words 'I'll be right back'?”
— James Bond, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Violence Against Males, Misandry
“Welcome to my nuclear family.”
— Renard, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: nuclear family
“I owe you an unpleasant death, Mr. Bond.”
— Stamper, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Threat, unpleasant death
“He wouldn't know a woman if one came up and sat on his head.”
— Anna, GoldenEye
Tagged: Misandry
“There's no point living if you can't feel alive.”
— Elektra King, The World Is Not Enough
Tagged: Living, feeling alive
“According to Eastern philosophy, the body has seven different chakra points. The Energy centers, like the heart, or genitals. The purpose of these implements is to probe those organs, inflicting the maximum amount of pain whilst keeping the victim alive for as long as possible.”
— Elliot Carver, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: eastern philosophy, chakras, heart, genitals
“Wai-Lin: It's mostly dull routine, of course, but every now and then you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this. And sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power.

James Bond: And they say communists don't know how to have fun.

Wai-Lin: Well, I hate to disappoint you, but I don't even have a 'little red book.'”
— Wai Lin, Tomorrow Never Dies
Tagged: Communists, Routine, decade, Corrupt, western, Little Red Book
“M: You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts.

James Bond: The thought had occurred to me.

M: Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur. A relic of the Cold War, whose boyish charms, though wasted on me, obviously appealed to that young woman I sent out to evaluate you.

James Bond: Point taken.”
— James Bond, GoldenEye
Tagged: accountant, Sexist, misogynist, Bean Counter, Monster Heaven, Cold War
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