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Bryan Cranston Quotes

Total quotes: 26
“Skyler: We have discussed everything we need to discuss…I thought I made myself clear.

Walter: I got dipping sticks!”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Caballo Sin Nombre
Tagged: dipping sticks, Evasion, Distracted
“Walter: How did everything get so screwed up?

Saul: Yeah, you do seem to have a little ‘shit creek’ action going.…You know, FYI, you can buy a paddle.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 4: Bullet Points
Tagged: up the creek, FYI, up shit's creek, screwed up
“We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Grilled
Tagged: poison, insane, Degenerate, filth
“There is gold in the streets just waiting for someone to come and scoop it up.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 5: Madrigal
Tagged: Drugs, Drug Dealing, gold, Streets
“If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 5: Blood Money
Tagged: Careful, Warning, danger
“Walter: Three entire bags of Funyuns?

Jesse: Funyuns are awesome.

Walter: God...

Jesse: More for me.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 3: Caballo Sin Nombre
Tagged: Funyuns, Junk Food, More For Me
“This is a documentary? Oh. I always thought we were like specimens in a human zoo.”
— Kevin Malone, The Office, Season 9: Promos
Tagged: Documentary, Meta, Self-Aware, Zoo, Specimens
“I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Grilled
Tagged: Love, Change, Attitude, Relationship
“I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I've made choices.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 4: End Times
Tagged: Death, Threat, Desperation, Choices
“Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your, did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 2: 4 Days Out
Tagged: insults, Birth Defects, Congenital
“Pam Beesly: Did you send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail?

Jim Halpert: I think I'm a little too busy these days to s— Oh, my God. I did send Dwight on a quest for the Holy Grail.”
— Jim Halpert, The Office, Season 9: Customer Loyalty
Tagged: Prank, joke, Quest, Holy Grail, Busy, humor, forgetful
“I will pursue something that I love -- and hopefully become good at it, instead of pursuing something that I'm good at -- but don't love.”
— Bryan Cranston, A Life in Parts
Tagged: Career, Passion, Love
“Take a chance. Take a risk. Find that passion and rekindle it. Fall in love all over again. It's really worth it.’”
— Bryan Cranston
Tagged: chances, risks, H4D-15
“The holy trinity. A drink, a lady, and a whole lot of cash.”
— Vince Lonigan, Sneaky Pete, Season 1: Lieutenant Bernhardt
Tagged: Different Kinds of Trinities, NSFW Trinity, Money, Alcohol, Cash
“Nothing works if we don't stick together.”
— Terry McKenna, The Dangerous Book for Boys, Season 1: How To Walk on the Moon
Tagged: Stick Together, Teamwork
“Dwight Schrute: Most people don't even know that a candy cane represents a shepherd's crook. Which I assure you does not taste like peppermint. It tastes like sheep feces.

Oscar Martinez: How would anyone even know...

Dwight Schrute: Have you ever tasted a shepherd's crook?”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 9: Dwight Christmas
Tagged: Christmas, Candy Cane, candy, Sweets, feces, Shepherd, crook, taste, Gross
“I really like Andy these days. He's pretend, and he does exactly as I tell him to. All that will change when real Andy comes back tomorrow. Unless he comes back as pretend Dwight. In which case, we're in for an epic, confusing showdown.”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 9: Couples Discount
Tagged: Pretend, Showdown, epic, Imagination, humor
“At first I drove myself crazy thinking about the things I should have done differently. I never should have played that joke on Erin. I never should have hollowed out this damn pumpkin in the first place. Then I realized that I was being silly. I mean the pumpkin should rot off of my head in a month or two. Right?”
— Dwight Schrute, The Office, Season 9: Here Comes Treble
Tagged: Prank, pumpkin, Rot, joke, crazy, Failed Logic
“Fuck you, and your eyebrows!”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Fuck You, Eyebrows
“Here's what I think: You ID them, and then together, you and I put a bag over their heads, we tie 'em up, drag them way out into the desert, strip 'em naked, bury them way up into their necks in a huge mound of fire ants. Saw it in an old Western.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Peekaboo
Tagged: Torture, western, Fire Ants
“The only way to get lucky is to be prepared for luck to find you.”
— Bryan Cranston, A Life in Parts
Tagged: Luck, preparation, Effort, Hard Work
“Stay out of my territory.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Over
Tagged: Threats, Territory, turf wars
“We’re done when I say we’re done.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 5: Live Free or Die
Tagged: In Charge, Power, Control
“Jim Halpert: So what is the problem?

Dwight Schrute: Angela.

Jim Halpert: I don't know what you want me to tell you, man. All I know is that every time I've been faced with a tough decision, there's only one thing that outweighs every other concern. One thing that will make you give up on everything you thought you knew, every instinct, every rational calculation.

Dwight Schrute: Some sort of virus?

Jim Halpert: Love.

Dwight Schrute: Oh.”
— Jim Halpert, The Office, Season 9: A.A.R.M.
Tagged: Misunderstanding, Love, Decisions, virus, Lovesickness, Instinct
“I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, fifty years I spent like that. Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine. What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.”
— Walter White, Breaking Bad, Season 2: Better Call Saul
Tagged: Fear, Enemy, Survival, Suffering
“No, I was at a party. This only happened once. It was almost by accident. I went into another room with a girl, and we were making out. And we flopped onto the bed. A girl walks out of the bathroom. And now I’m embarrassed—I didn’t know if it was her house or where I was. And she came over and now was sitting down next to us. And she places a hand on the other girl’s leg. You don’t know if the other girl’s gonna flinch from that. But she didn’t flinch. It was almost like they were telepathically telling each other what they wanted to do, because not a word was spoken. It wasn’t, 'What are you guys doing? Can I join you?' It was something on some meta level that only women hear.”
— Bryan Cranston, Howard Stern Comes Again
Tagged: threesomes, Sex
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