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Charlie Kaufman Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“You're 32 years old, and you've achieved nothing. Jesus Christ was dead and alive again by 33. You better get crackin'.”
— CIA Agent Jim Byrd, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Tagged: Jesus Christ, Failure to Launch
“It's good to remind yourself the world is larger than the inside of your own head.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: World, Mind, reminder, Perspective
“I don't need nice. I don't need myself to be it, and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Woman, Nice
“Clementine: What are you, NUTS?

Joel: It's been suggested.”
— Clementine Kruczynski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: crazy, Suggested
“Happiness in a family is as nuanced as unhappiness.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Happiness, Unhappiness, Family
“Color is the deeds of light.”
— Young Woman, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Color, Light, Painting, Art
“You are the reason I am. You are all of my reasons.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Reason, Love, Adore
“I'm thinking of ending things.”
— Young Woman, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Break Up, Ending Things, Unsure
“Maybe we're all programmed, right?”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Program, Simulation, Question
“Old people are the ash heap of youth.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Ash, Metaphor Examples, Youth, Age
“We have a real connection. A rare and intense attachment.”
— Young Woman, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Connection, Love, Relationship, rare
“Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.

Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.

Joel: Okay.

Clementine: Okay.”
— Joel Barish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Love, trapped
“Meet me... In Montauk.”
— Clementine Kruczynski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Famous Movie Lines
“Patrick: Baby, whats wrong?

Clementine: I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! I'm lost! I'm scared! I feel like I'm disappearing! MY SKIN'S COMING OFF! I'M GETTING OLD! Nothing makes any sense to me! NOTHING MAKES ANY SENSE!”
— Clementine Kruczynski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: lost, Disappearing, Nothing
“Clementine: I don't constantly talk! Jesus! People have to share things, Joel...

Joel: Mmmhhmmm...

Clementine: That's what intimacy is. I'm really pissed that you said that to me!

Joel: I'm sorry... I just, my life isn't that interesting.

Clementine: I want to read some of those journals you're constantly scribbling in. What do you write in there if you don't have any thoughts or passions or... love?”
— Clementine Kruczynski, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Tagged: Intimacy, Communication, Thoughts, Passions, Love
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