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Jake Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“I just want to say that you will not be disappointed. You might be, the first few times. ”
— Jake, Crazyhead, Season 1: A Very Trippy Horse
Tagged: Dissappoint , Sex, Pleasurable
“It's good to remind yourself the world is larger than the inside of your own head.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: World, Mind, reminder, Perspective
“Melanie: It's funny how things don't turn out.

Jake: It's funny how they do. ”
— Melanie, Jake, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Sweet Home Alabama, First Love
“I definitely will get the door, which is something I usually won't do for most people.”
— Jake, Dating Men: 15 Secret Little Signs a Guy Likes You
Tagged: Dating Advice, Relationship Advice, Guy Advice
“Melanie: Why would you want to marry me for, anyhow?

Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.”
— Melanie, Jake, Sweet Home Alabama
Tagged: Sweet Home Alabama, First Love
“Happiness in a family is as nuanced as unhappiness.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Happiness, Unhappiness, Family
“You are the reason I am. You are all of my reasons.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Reason, Love, Adore
“Maybe we're all programmed, right?”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Program, Simulation, Question
“Old people are the ash heap of youth.”
— Jake, I'm Thinking of Ending Things
Tagged: Ash, Metaphor Examples, Youth, Age
“I majored in English, and that should be illegal.”
— Jake, Corporate, Season 1: The Powerpoint of Death
Tagged: English Major Humor, illegal
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