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Christopher Hudspeth Quotes

Total quotes: 12
“I started a band called 999 Megabytes — we haven’t gotten a gig yet.”
— Christopher Hudspeth, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand
Tagged: Funny, Nerdy, Jokes
“A good way to get to know your date is to ask about their first pet, favorite movie & mom’s maiden name, then login & read all their emails.”
— Christopher Hudspeth
Tagged: How To Get Know Your Date, Dating Tips, Funny Dating Tips, Hacker, Email, Funny Quotes
“What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.”
— Christopher Hudspeth, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand
Tagged: Funny, Switzerland
“Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle.”
— Christopher Hudspeth, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand
Tagged: Funny, snoop dogg, Jokes
“I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.”
— Christopher Hudspeth, 50 Terrible, Quick Jokes That’ll Get You A Laugh On Demand
Tagged: Funny, baseball, Jokes
“Alcohol really blurs the line between I LOVE THIS SONG! and I know of this song.”
— Christopher Hudspeth
Tagged: Alcohol
“I know a TV show is entertaining when I watch it after eating fried food and don't doze off.”
— Christopher Hudspeth
Tagged: Television Shows, Tests for Great TV
“My bank statement just looks like a list of every fast food restaurant within a 10-mile radius.”
— Christopher Hudspeth
Tagged: Funny Quotes, Fast Food, Bank Statement Quotes
“'Can’t wait to go home and eat a Kid's Cuisine and watch The Luck of the Irish like it’s 2008 again.'”
— BuzzFeed, Christopher Hudspeth, 24 Disney+ Jokes Now That We've Had A Few Days To Process It
Tagged: Disney, Disney Plus, Memes, Jokes
“Don’t worry, couples who publicly fight on social media, the rest of us will absorb all of the secondhand embarrassment for you.”
— Christopher Hudspeth
Tagged: Couples, Social Media, Lovers Fighting Online
“A sad example of how badly I wanted to eat orange chicken: The grocery store near my apartment has a Panda Express by the entrance and one day I caught myself lingering in its vicinity, just so I could bask in the aroma of orange chicken.”
— Christopher Hudspeth, I Tried Zac Efron’s "Baywatch" Diet And Workout For Two Months And This Is What Happened
Tagged: eating, Diets
“'The Game Changers on Netflix has inspired me to become vegan.'”
— Christopher Hudspeth, BuzzFeed, This Netflix Documentary Called "The Game Changers" Is Making People Go Vegan, So I Watched And Here's What I Learned
Tagged: Game Changer, Plant Based Diet , Meat, Netflix
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