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Chuck Lorre Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin. 

Sheldon: Why? 

Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.”
— Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Tangerine Factor
Tagged: glad, learn, Mandarin, Annoying, fluent, Language
“Leonard: You are not Isaac Newton.

Sheldon: No, no, that’s true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
Tagged: Isaac Newton, gravity, Intelligence, apparent, Apple
“Leonard: For God’s sake, Sheldon, do I have to hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?

Sheldon: You have a sarcasm sign?”
— Leonard Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Big Bran Hypothesis
Tagged: Sarcasm, sign, open my mouth
“I thought evil thoughts didn't occur until puberty.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Evil, Thoughts, Brain, Puberty
“Sheldon: Why are you crying?

Penny: Because I’m stupid!

Sheldon: That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 3: The Gorilla Experiment
Tagged: Crying, syupid, Reason for Existence, Sad
“I've been going to school in a zoo.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo
Tagged: Metaphor Examples, Zoo, School
“I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 2: The Griffin Equivalency
Tagged: forget, Others, Limitations, Sad
“How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Adopted, twin, Think, Smart, Logic
“Leonard: I love cheesecake.

Sheldon: You’re lactose intolerant.

Leonard: I don’t eat it. I just think it’s a good idea.”
— Leonard Hofstadter, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: cheesecake, lactose intolerant, Eat, good idea
“Dr. Eberland: Has he been under some unusual stress lately?

Sheldon: Yes. She won't take me to Radio Shack.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: A Patch, a Modem, and a Zantac®
Tagged: unusual stress, upset, Radio Shack
“Molly Flynn: Ma, please, just stay out of it.

Peggy: Yeah, stick to what you know. Orgies and edible underpants.”
— Molly Flynn, Mike & Molly, Season 6: I See Love
Tagged: Inappropriate, Orgy, Edible Underwear, lingerie, Sassy, Snarky, Insult, Fight, argument
“Eve's Bush is the only strain of marijuana guaranteed to never have been touched by male hands.”
— Jenny, Disjointed, Season 1: Eve's Bush
Tagged: Strain, Marijuana, Touched, male hands
“Dr. Flora Douglas: And why are you wearing mittens?

Sheldon: Well, I don't know where your hands have been.”
— Sheldon Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: An Eagle Feather, A String Bean, And An Eskimo
Tagged: mittens, protects, Clean
“Sheldon Cooper: I wonder if he knows that's in violation of the dress code.

Mary: Speaking of which, how about we lose that bowtie?”
— Mary Cooper, Young Sheldon, Season 1: Pilot
Tagged: Violation, Dress Code, Bow Tie, fancy
“I absolutely loathe the way you drink.”
— Norman Newlander, The Kominsky Method, Season 1: Chapter 1
Tagged: Drink, Loathe , Hate
“For the 100th time, I am an actor. Not a plumber.”
— Sandy Kominsky, The Kominsky Method, Season 1: Chapter 1
Tagged: actor, Plumber, Job
“You know, I miss getting lost.”
— Sandy Kominsky, The Kominsky Method, Season 1: Chapter 1
Tagged: Miss, lost, wander
“Sheldon: Anyway, the housekeeper in the faculty residence didn’t speak any English. When I finally managed to convince her I was sick, she said, 'Möchtest du eine Darmspülung?'

Penny: What does that mean?

Sheldon: Based on what happened next, I assume it means, 'Would you like an enema?'”
— Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory, Season 1: The Pancake Batter Anomaly
Tagged: Housekeeper, english, Sick, Convince, Assumptions, enema
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