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Danny Quotes

Total quotes: 3

Danny

Fictional Character

Nationality: Portugal

Occupations: Association Football Player

Total quotes: 3

“That is some mystical shit!”

— Danny, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: mystical, Shit

“Danny: I did a real stupid thing that inadvertently led to the death of a United States president, I'm feeling pretty lousy about it.

Frank Stockburn: Well son, look at my eyes... Shit happens!

Danny: Yeah. Thanks. Thank you, sir.”

— Danny, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: Shit Happens, lincoln assassination

“[Danny tells his brothers the incident with President Lincoln]
Danny: Mr. President, say, I'm gonna go hit the little boy's room.

Abraham Lincoln: Are you shitting me?

Danny: Come on, you'll be fine superstar. Can I get you something on the way back? Agua? Brewski?

Abraham Lincoln: No.

Danny: Alright. Fair enough, I'll be back in two.

John Wilkes Booth: [running into one another in the hall] Where's the president's box?

Danny: John Wilkes Booth, the actor?

John Wilkes Booth: Yeah.

Danny: No way, man! Big fan! You wanna say hi to the president? He'd get a real kick out of that. Last door on the left.

John Wilkes Booth: Thank you!

Danny: Really cool. Wow, love that guy! [Danny is pooping when he hears a gunshot fired and women screaming] Abe!”

— Danny, The Ridiculous 6

Tagged: John Wilkes Booth, Abraham Lincoln, Assassination

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