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Elaine Benes Quotes
Total quotes: 58
Elaine Benes
character
Total quotes: 58
“We don’t know how long this will last. They are a very festive people.”
Tagged:
Puerto Ricans, Festive
“Elaine: My father thought George was gay.
Jerry: It must have been the singing.
Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”
Jerry: It must have been the singing.
Elaine: No, he pretty much thinks everybody’s gay.”
Tagged:
Homophobia, gay
“Elaine: All right, let’s go, I’ll give you half an hour.
Jerry: You’re serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.”
Jerry: You’re serious?
Elaine: Jerry, we have to have sex to save the friendship.
Jerry: Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.”
Tagged:
Sex, Sex and Friendships
“That's the bra I gave her, she's wearing it as a top! The woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on. She's a menace to society.”
Tagged:
Bras, Menace to Society
“See, the great thing about robbing a fat guy is it's an easy getaway. You know? They can't really chase ya!”
Tagged:
Robbery, Fat-Shaming
“You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual.”
Tagged:
Homophobia
“Poor little Bubble Boy. He's sitting there waiting for you in his bubble, or igloo thing or whatever.”
Tagged:
Illness, Oxygen Tent
“Oh, hey, listen, by the way, have you seen a tall...lanky...doofus with a, with a bird face and hair like the Bride of Frankenstein?”
Tagged:
Caricatures, Bride of Frankenstein
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