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Emily Horne Quotes
| Educated At: | Leeds Metropolitan University |
| Nationality: | United Kingdom |
| Occupations: | Glamour Model, Model, Actor |
Total quotes: 118
Emily Horne
BirthnameEducated At: Leeds Metropolitan University
Nationality: United Kingdom
Occupations: Glamour Model, Model, Actor
Total quotes: 118
“Marriage isn't just between a man and a woman. It's between any two people who love each other and want to ruin their lives.”
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humor
“It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw!”
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humor
“I have loved since you. But when the new paint gets scratched, there you are underneath.”
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humor
“Man if I had a nickel for every time someone ran over your cat and was unsure how to tell you about it but was really sorry, I'd have ten cents.”
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humor
“You'll never see the end of your own story, so maybe you should throw in some sub-plots?”
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humor
“Consent would be a good name for a band on account of how awkward people would feel trash talking them.”
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humor
“We don't have to be who we were before now. I could be proud of my body. You could be a vampire or something.”
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humor
“I am a pacifist and I will be a pacifist until I die or someone threatens my mother.”
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humor
“There should be a word for the things we do not because we want to but because we want to be the kind of person who wants to.”
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humor
“I figured out how to be happy. But I can't tell you. You not knowing is a big part of it.”
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humor
“I am not afraid of commitment. I'm afraid of being committed to you when the right thing comes along.”
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humor
“There are some secrets I will take to my grave. But I don't want loving you to be one of them.”
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humor
“Imagine if instead of only 10 percent of our brains, we could access 9 percent. Just one percent less. How happy we might be!”
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humor
“I get a crazy impulse when you smile at me. Like I want to step in front of buses in a good way.”
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humor
“Before we met I was so scared of dying. But if the end comes today, this will have been enough.”
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humor
“I'm sorry about those late night emails. I only said those things because I was too drunk to be afraid.”
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humor
“They say when you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. They underestimate me.”
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humor
“Who said life can't be an adventure? Because whoever said that is probably the villain.”
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humor
“Do you think a city is complicated enough that we can say it has a sort of intelligence. No, I don't care where you work. No, YOU are the worst speed date here.”
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humor
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