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Frank Reynolds Quotes

Total quotes: 18
“Dennis, if I was looking for safe I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Mac and Charlie Die
Tagged: Risk, Not Safe, Walls
“When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Gets Held Hostage
Tagged: angry, Frustrated, Pissed
“Ari Frankel: Just go get the dog.

Frank: I don't have the dog.

Ari Frankel: So you've been in here tearing apart pillows and... pooping... on the floor?

Frank: Yes.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Goes Jihad
Tagged: dog, Hiding, Lies, Poop
“Dennis: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag?

Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a chainsaw.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Mac Is a Serial Killer
Tagged: Chainsaw, Confessions, dance, Threat
“Dennis: Name a Philadelphia celebrity you would like to have a drink with.

Dee: Bill Cosby.

Frank: The cards are a little outdated.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 11: Chardee MacDennis 2
Tagged: celebrity, Bill Cosby, Outdated
“Frank: Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order.

Mac: Wait, you shot a deer?

Frank: That's right! A ten point buck!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: Mac and Dennis
Tagged: Deer, shot, Natural Order, food
“ I stole a bunch of guns! I'm testing them out, Charles! This revolution is gonna make us a fortune!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 4: The Gang Cracks the Liberty Bell
Tagged: Guns, Stealing, Revolution, rich
“Frank: There is nothing more threatening to a man than a woman who is smart and attractive. We have to pretend you're both!

Dee: Wow, That's my dad everyone!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: The Gang Runs for Office
Tagged: Smart, Attractive, Women, Men, Rude
“Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Tagged: condom, Dongs, Oops, accident, Showing Off
“Frank: See, I would have gone in and bought a box of magnum condoms, thus demonstrating I have a monster dong.

Dennis: Right, that comes off a little bit desperate, Frank.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The D.E.N.N.I.S. System
Tagged: condoms, Dong, Desperate
“So the Wendy's manager was like 'You gotta clean dat up!' and I was like they're your hamburgers you clean them up. Artemis was all bummed out about something I did to myself with the onions and now she won't talk to me.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Waitress Is Getting Married
Tagged: Clean Up, Gross, Onions, upset
“Masturbating Bums are bad for Business.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Bums
Tagged: Bums, masturbation, Business
“We set the building on fire, you just happened to catch on fire!”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: Frank Sets Sweet Dee On Fire
Tagged: Fire, Building, Burnt
“Fill me up with cream. Turn me into cannoli.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 7: Frank Reynolds' Little Beauties
Tagged: Cannoli, cream, Gross
“Having those other people laugh tells me when I should laugh.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 12: The Gang Turns Black
Tagged: Laughing, Cue, Timing
“The acid's makin' me feel like I gotta take a dump.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 3: The Gang Gets Invincible
Tagged: Drugs, Poop, Acid
“Frank: Charlie, you've got a lot of balls, stealing my money. This shows leadership, I am promoting you to management.

Charlie: That's why I did it.

Mac: That's why I did it too, Frank! I stole lots of your money, what do I get?

Frank: You get dick, because you are a follower and a thief.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 2: Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare
Tagged: Money, Stealing, Theft, Leadership
“Frank: All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.

Beth: Actually, I'm vegan.

Frank: Okay then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.”
— Frank Reynolds, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Season 5: The Great Recession
Tagged: Vegan, Cooking, shoe, food, starving
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