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Hector "Zero" Zeroni

Hector "Zero" Zeroni Quotes

Total quotes: 4

Hector "Zero" Zeroni

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Total quotes: 4

“I’m not stupid, I know everyone thinks I am, I just don’t like answering stupid questions.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Stupid, stupid questions

“Mr. Pendanski: D-I-G. What does that spell?

Zero: [takes shovel and whacks Mr. Pendanski across the face with it] DIG.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Shovel, Literal

“Stanley: You know what I keep thinkin’ of?

Zero: What?

Stanley: How fine this Mary Lou must’ve looked like in a bikini.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Bikini

“Stanley: I feel really awkward with you reading over my shoulder like that, so...

Zero: I can’t read.”

— Hector "Zero" Zeroni, Holes

Tagged: Illiterate

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