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Jennifer Jareau Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“Only a man would waste $50 trying to win back that $3 stuffed animal.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 3: Damaged
Tagged: Misandry, Men Are Dumb
“When someone feels trapped in what feels like a hopeless situation, pulling the trigger or swallowing pills or hanging yourself seems like the only way out.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Risky Business
Tagged: Suicide, trapped, hopeless, Pills
“Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Charm's quite the killer.

Dr. Spencer Reid: So are tears.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 7: Proof
Tagged: charm, Tears, manipulation
“When Garcia can't find a breadcrumb, it's usually because the bread was never baked.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 13: Full-Tilt Boogie
Tagged: Breadcrumbs, Detectives
“David Rossi: Why do people want to hear me talk about serial killers? Is it that entertaining?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: There's a public fascination with them.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Zoe's Reprise
Tagged: Serial Killers, voyeurism, fascination
“Fire-starting is the first part of what we used to call the homicidal triad. The other two parts are bedwetting and cruelty to animals.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 7: Profiling 101
Tagged: Homicidal Triad, Fire-Starting
“My mother believes that children shouldn't be shielded from the realities of the world. I do! Isn't that why we read them fairy tales in the first place?”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 10: If the Shoe Fits
Tagged: fairy tales, Children
“I don't know how to do this. I can't stop thinking about Henry. He goes for a walk almost every single day at Potomac Park. What type of mother am I if I don't at least call and tell him to stay home?”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Amplification
Tagged: Motherhood, Protectiveness
“Maternal desire is the profound emotional need to mother a baby. This stems from either the tragic loss of her own child, or the inability to have one at all.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 7: I Love You, Tommy Brown
Tagged: Maternity, Motherhood, Maternal Desire
“JJ: You are the best ever.


Garcia: Aw, and you're the most perceptive.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 2: Jones
Tagged: Humblebragging, compliments
“I once dated a guy who washed his car more than he washed his hair.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Roadkill
Tagged: Vanity, Misplaced Priorities
“Sheriff Ruiz: Every job has a patron saint. Cops have Saint Jude, doctors have Raphael the Archangel. But if you're a drug dealer or a killer, who do you pray to?


Jennifer Jareau: The saint of death.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Rite of Passage
Tagged: Patron Saints, Saint Jude, Cops, Raphael the Archangel, Drug Dealers, killers
“Jordan Todd: So many cases. How do you determine which ones get priority?


Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Uh...basically murder triage. I look for cases where the threat of losing another life is most imminent.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 4: Memoriam
Tagged: Triage, Murder
“You do what it takes to protect your family.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 3: Lucky
Tagged: Family, Protectiveness
“Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Baton Rouge thinks have a white supremacist problem.

Aaron Hotchner: What's your take

Jennifer  'JJ' Jareau: [Surprised] Really

Aaron Hotchner: Yeah, I'd like to hear it.

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: We're dealing with an individual, not a group.

Aaron Hotchner: Why?

Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: The angry letters. The writer switches pronouns from plural to singular: 'We are a heavily armed militia,' followed by 'I will be forced to take action.'”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 5: Cradle to Grave
Tagged: white supremacists, Baton Rouge, Militia
“Jennifer Jareau: Economics, philosophy, political theory. Not exactly breezy, take-to-the-beach reading.

Dr. Spencer Reid: I would, but I don't really like the beach.

Jennifer Jareau: Why is that?

Dr. Spencer Reid: Sandy food, pink skin, limited and unengaging topography, but mostly drug-resistant bacteria spread by seagull feces.

Jennifer Jareau: Sorry, I asked.”
— Jennifer Jareau, Criminal Minds, Season 8: The Apprenticeship
Tagged: Economics, Political Theory, Philosophy
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