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Jennifer Jareau Quotes
Nationality: | United States Of America, United States |
Occupations: | Offender Profiler, Special Agent |
Total quotes: 25
Jennifer Jareau
characterNationality: United States Of America, United States
Occupations: Offender Profiler, Special Agent
Total quotes: 25
“Only a man would waste $50 trying to win back that $3 stuffed animal.”
Tagged:
Misandry, Men Are Dumb
“When Garcia can't find a breadcrumb, it's usually because the bread was never baked.”
Tagged:
Breadcrumbs, Detectives
“This is my favorite part. This is where you hang yourself with your own tongue. So, please keep talking.”
Tagged:
Sarcasm
“Jennifer Jareau: Well, he didn't take their handbags, jewelry or wallets.
Penelope Garcia: No, the only thing missing was their cell phones. Well, that and their heads.”
Penelope Garcia: No, the only thing missing was their cell phones. Well, that and their heads.”
Tagged:
Understatement, Decapitation
“My mother believes that children shouldn't be shielded from the realities of the world. I do! Isn't that why we read them fairy tales in the first place?”
Tagged:
fairy tales, Children
“I don't know how to do this. I can't stop thinking about Henry. He goes for a walk almost every single day at Potomac Park. What type of mother am I if I don't at least call and tell him to stay home?”
Tagged:
Motherhood, Protectiveness
“JJ: You are the best ever.
Garcia: Aw, and you're the most perceptive.”
Garcia: Aw, and you're the most perceptive.”
Tagged:
Humblebragging, compliments
“I once dated a guy who washed his car more than he washed his hair.”
Tagged:
Vanity, Misplaced Priorities
“Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Bridgewater, Florida. Local girl, Abbey Kelton, nineteen, left her parents' home to go the local junior college. She never came home. Three days later, joggers found her—part of her—in a nearby park.
Emily Prentiss: What did that to her?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Bridgewater's off of I-75, which is often referred to as 'Alligator Alley' for reasons that are now apparent. Everything below the waist had been eaten.”
Emily Prentiss: What did that to her?
Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Bridgewater's off of I-75, which is often referred to as 'Alligator Alley' for reasons that are now apparent. Everything below the waist had been eaten.”
Tagged:
Alligator Alley, Murder
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