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Jill Taylor

Jill Taylor Quotes

Total quotes: 5

Jill Taylor

character

Total quotes: 5

“Jill Taylor: I don't wanna be a nagging wife.

Tim Taylor: Then, how would I recognize you?”

— Jill Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 1: Stereo-Typical

Tagged: nagging wife

“Tim: I didn't bug you during childbirth.

Jill: No, but you bugged me during conception.”

— Jill Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 2: Where There's A Will, There's A Way

Tagged: Man-bashing, Childbirth, Conception

“Brad: We got everything except the garlic gloves.

Jill: Garlic gloves? It's garlic cloves, honey.

Randy: Oh, so we had Mark sniffing gloves for nothing.”

— Jill Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 3: Be True To Your Tool

Tagged: cloves, gloves

“Jill: Why are you so fascinated with fighting? I don't want anybody to beat anybody up. What is wrong with you people? You make me sick. I just want you to love each other, you big bunch of jerks.

Tim: [to Brad and Randy] Er, you satisfied? You know she was talking to you two.”

— Jill Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 2: Karate Or Not, Here I Come

Tagged: Fighting, Jerks

“Jill: Wilson, do you think humans are more important than machines?

Wilson: Without a doubt. Although, I am awfully fond of my waffle maker.

Jill: Well could you please tell that to the knucklehead I'm married to?

Wilson: Oh, he knows. He's had my waffles.”

— Jill Taylor, Home Improvement, Season 2: Heavy Meddle

Tagged: humans, Machines

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