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Jon Stewart Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.”
— Jon Stewart, Watch Jon Stewart's "Bullshit Is Everywhere" Speech From the 'Daily Show' Finale
Tagged: Fake News, The Daily Show
“That's what it's like to be a comedian. You basically stand and stare at the world and hope it craps out cause that's a good year for you. So that's not a pleasant feeling.”
— Jon Stewart, Bill Moyers Interviews Jon Stewart
Tagged: comedy, Bad Times
“And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with.”
— Reg Hartner, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Tagged: Clit
“Because it does create this idea that, in the same way that I hated ― Sarah Palin used to do this all the time ― ‘Out here in real America.’ There’s no real America. It’s just, it is what it is. Generally people are just trying to get to work. And I think the key for us is to be like, who needs a ride?”
— Jon Stewart, Jon Stewart Finally Went Long About The Election And Donald Trump
Tagged: Trump Administration, Taking Care Of People, Activism, What America Needs
“The view from my apartment was the World Trade Center... Now it's gone. They attacked it. This symbol of... of American ingenuity and strength.... and labor and imagination and commerce and it's gone. But you know what the view is now? The Statue of Liberty... the view from the south of Manhattan is the Statue of Liberty. You can’t beat that.”
— Jon Stewart, Video: Revisiting Jon Stewart's Post-9/11 Speech On The Daily Show
Tagged: September 11th, 9/11
“I don’t think it’s a right and left thing. I don’t think that’s what is going to be important. I think CNN has an opportunity to be a real arbiter, but being a real arbiter means taking a stand. Not just having people on, ‘you’re on the left, you’re on the right.’ That’s like having people on in the cola wars ‘you’re from Pepsi, you’re from Coke.’ ‘What do you think?’ ‘I think we taste great.’ ‘Well, I think we taste great.’ ‘That’s all the time we have.”
— Jon Stewart
Tagged: Politics, News
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