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Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon Quotes

Total quotes: 5
“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Darcy’s pretty sharp. She pulls A’s.

Julie Harbor: That’s not all she 'pulls.'”
— Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, Varsity Blues
Tagged: Double Entendre
“Playing football at West Canaan may have been the opportunity of your lifetime, but I don’t want your life!”
— Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, Varsity Blues
Tagged: Football, Opportunity, Lifetime
“Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: The male erection? Pitchin’ a tent, sportin’ a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...

Miss Davis: That’s good...

Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack’s magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger...and, uh, Pedro.

Miss Davis: Pedro?

Jonathon ‘Mox’ Moxon: Mm-hum.”
— Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, Varsity Blues
Tagged: erection, Euphemisms
“Mox: I’m a good boy. I’ve always been good. What’s my upside to being good? [looks at at box of condoms] I mean, I’m 18 years old, it’s not like I’m married to her. She invited me over. I’m just being polite—right, Kyle? [pause] Kyle?

Kyle: I only answer to one name. I am the Great and Honorable Al-Ali Akbar Shabaz Da.

Mox: That’s a bunch of names.

Kyle: But there is only one god. All praise be to Allah.

Mox: Yeah. Well, would Allah nail Darcy if he had the chance? I think so.”
— Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, Varsity Blues
Tagged: Allah, condoms, Sacrilege
“[after Kilmer left the locker room after choking Moxon] Before this game started, Kilmer said ‘48 minutes for the next 48 years of your life.’ I say ‘fuck that.’ All right? Fuck that. Let’s go out there, and we play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes, and we leave it all out on the field. We have the rest of our lives to be mediocre, but we have the opportunity to play like gods for the next half of football.”
— Jonathan 'Mox' Moxon, Varsity Blues
Tagged: mediocre, fuck that
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