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Karen Walker Quotes

Total quotes: 15
“That’s like saying Pradas are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 2: Whose Mom Is It Anyway?
Tagged: prada, vodka
“Wow, ten years of game night. What a milestone. Maybe you should celebrate with a suicide pact.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 8: Steams Like Old Times
Tagged: Game Night, Suicide Pact, insults
“Oh, kids ruin everything. I mean, look at the stitching on this. You cannot trust a ten-year-old to do a good hidden button.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 4: Grace In The Hole
Tagged: kids, Stitching, Prissy, Dismissive
“I guess I could get rid of Pastry Chef. He makes these weird brownies that don't make me paranoid.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 7: The Fabulous Baker Boy
Tagged: pastry chef, Pot Brownies, Paranoid
“You'll do it like every self-respecting woman does. Get on your back, point your heels to Jesus and think of handbags.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 8: The Finale, Part I
Tagged: revenge sex, rebound, handbags, Anti-Christian
“I've been like a mother to that girl. I've locked her in her room, told her she was fat, and once I even left her in a store!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 6: Flip-Flop
Tagged: mother, parental abuse
“Oh honey, that's just a saying, like 'Ooh. That sounds like fun'... or 'I love you.’”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Crazy In Love
Tagged: saying, I Love You
“I've got drinks piling up on my desk and a stack of pills I have even opened yet!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 5: Leo Unwrapped
Tagged: Alcoholism, pill addiction
“He's taking me to Cancun for a week. Maybe I'll take some jeans and trade 'em for a new maid.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 8: Love is in the Airplane
Tagged: cancun, human slavery, bourgeois arrogance
“Husbands come and go, but the Chanel slingback is forever.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 2: Sweet & Sour Charity
Tagged: husbands, Chanel, Materialism
“Why don't you save your anger for the bedroom, where it belongs?”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Three's A Crowd, Six Is A Freak Show
Tagged: Anger, bedroom
“Honey, it's a waste of time. Like exercise. Or reading to your kids.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 2: Girls, Interrupted
Tagged: Time Wasters, Exercise
“You say potato, I say vodka.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 4: Past & Presents
Tagged: Potato, vodka, Alcoholism
“I regret the day I ever laid boobs on that man!”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 5: Homojo
Tagged: boobs, Regret
“Karen: You wouldn't happen to have a breath mint, would you?

Lady: Why, yes, I do. It's in my purse.

Karen: Well, pop it! It's not doing you any good in there!

Lady: How offensive!

Karen: Honey, it's your breath, not mine.”
— Karen Walker, Will & Grace, Season 3: Cheaters
Tagged: breath mint, halitosis, bad breath, Rude, offiensive
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