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Kelly Kapoor Quotes

Total quotes: 10
“Ryan: Do you have a question, Kelly?


Kelly: Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 4: Night Out
Tagged: questions to ask someone who hurt you, How Dare You
“You guys I'm like really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world? And I'd be like, 'blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah.' Giving you the exact right answer.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 7: Nepotism
Tagged: funny responses when people call you dumb
“Kelly: If I was you, I would just like, freak out and get really drunk, and then tell someone I was pregnant. 

Pam: Okay, that's a lot of good ideas. Thanks.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: Phyllis' Wedding
Tagged: what happens when you get drunk, weddings are emotional, fake pregnancy
“Oscar: I wonder how many phone calls you're missing while you're teaching us to answer calls.

Kelly: I know, right? Probably a lot.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: Product Recall
Tagged: phone calls
“Meredith: I thought you're not supposed to wear white to a wedding.

Kelly: I know but there was an emergency. I look really good in white. ”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: Phyllis' Wedding
Tagged: Wedding Dress, What To Wear To A Wedding
“Ultimatums are key. Basically nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 7: Classy Christmas
Tagged: Threat, Ultimatums, humor, dramatic, Drama Queen
“I talk a lot, so I learn to tune myself out.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 7: Counseling
Tagged: humor, Talkative, Tune Out, Self-Depricating
“I mean, I'm not a slut but who knows.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 2: The Carpet
Tagged: what does it mean to be a slut, Live Your Best Life, relationships and hookups
“I think sometimes people are really mean to the hot, popular girl.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 5: Lecture Circuit
Tagged: Popularity, people are mean
“Kelly: Jim!!! Oh my god, I have so much to tell you. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes had a baby, and they named it Sure! And Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie also had a baby, and they named it Shiloh! And both babies are amazing! 

Jim: Wow! So, uh, what's new with you? 


Kelly: I just told you.”
— Kelly Kapoor, The Office, Season 3: The Merger
Tagged: Celebrities, celebrities and their babies, why do we care about the lives of celebrities, celebrity relationships
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