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Kelsey Grammer Quotes

Total quotes: 16
“What we need is a good opening sentence. Something that will smack the reader right between the eyes, and then take him on a virtual roller-coaster ride of self-awareness and discovery.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Author, Author
Tagged: Good, opening sentence, Personification Examples, Reader, Self-awareness, Discovery
“Niles: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?

Frasier: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: The Candidate
Tagged: Certainty, Vast, Universe, intelligent life, planets, Sassy, kitchen
“There's nothing wrong with Maris that wouldn't be cured by a little sun, some exercise and a personality.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: Burying a Grudge
Tagged: nothing wrong, cured, Sun, Exercise, Personality, Diss
“Daphne: It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.

Frasier: How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!”
— Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 3: Sleeping with the Enemy
Tagged: Sex, used, get what you want
“Not one more deceitful word... your tongue could open a wine bottle!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 4: Roz's Turn
Tagged: Deceitful, Word, Metaphor Examples, tongue, wine bottle
“You see, I was clinging to a life that wasn't working, and I knew I had to do something, anything.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: The Good Son
Tagged: Clinging, Life, Working, anything
“My God, it's a recipe for disaster! You've got a vulnerable woman and an unstable man in a Gothic mansion on a rainy night! The only thing missing is someone shouting 'Heathcliff!' across the moors!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: A Midwinter Night's Dream
Tagged: recipe for disaster, Vulnerable, Unstable, Gothic Mansion, moors, heathcliff
“You're not a child any more. Now come with me: I'm taking you to the bathroom!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: Seat of Power
Tagged: Child, contradictory, bathroom, leading
“Oh, for God's sake! I am trying to get some sleep. I asked you to keep that dog quiet, and instead you outfit him with a megaphone!”
— Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 3: She's the Boss
Tagged: Sleep, upset, dog, Quiet, outfit, megaphone
“Frasier: Well, do you want me to answer as a friend, or a therapist?

Roz: As a friend.

Frasier: See a therapist.”
— Dr. Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 3: Frasier Loves Roz
Tagged: Friend, Therapist, Answers, Advice
“Apologies are pointless, regrets come too late. What matters is that you can move on, and you can grow.”
— Kelsey Grammer, 19 Inspiring Celebrity Quotes To Live By
Tagged: life advice, Mistakes, forgiveness
“Frasier: I just don't think it's very smart to make rude gestures at other drivers.

Martin: He cut you off!

Frasier: That doesn't matter. You do not antagonize a man whose bumper sticker says: 'If you're close enough to read this, I'll kill you!'”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 1: Dinner at Eight
Tagged: Smart, Rude, drivers, antagonize, bumper sticker, Death
“Niles, will you please stop giggling? It's very distracting.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: You Scratch My Book...
Tagged: giggling, distracting, Rude, Laughing
“Sam: She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal.

Frasier: You know, Sam, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 2: The Show Where Sam Shows Up
Tagged: terrific, Smart, Funny, Horny, Pedestal, elevate, demean
“Roz: Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis, it can actually extend your life.

Frasier: Well, in that case you should outlive Styrofoam!”
— Frasier Crane, Frasier, Season 4: Daphne Hates Sherry
Tagged: Hugging, healthy, physical contact, Life, Sassy, styrofoam
“Blue-Haired Lawyer: But what about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say, 'Die Bart, Die?'

Sideshow Bob: No, that's German for 'The Bart, The.'

Juror: No one who speaks German could be an evil man.”
— Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons, Season 5: Cape Feare
Tagged: Die, Tattoo, Irony examples, Germany, Evil
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