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Marge Simpson Quotes

Total quotes: 7
“Bart: Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell.

Marge: Bart, you're no longer in Sunday School. Don't swear.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Tagged: Hell, Sunday School, Religion, swearing
“Bart: Are there any jive-talking robots in this play?

Marge: I don't think so.

Homer: Bart, don't ask stupid questions. Is there any frontal nudity?

Marge: No, Homer.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 4: A Streetcar Named Marge
Tagged: jive-talking, Robots, play, stupid questions, frontal nudity
“Hello, Room Service? I'd like a banana fudge sundae. With whipped cream! And some chocolate chip cheesecake. And a bottle of tequila!”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 3: Homer Alone
Tagged: Room Service, banana fudge sundae, ice cream, whipped cream, tequila
“I'm sorry, but my mother always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: Bart Gets Hit by a Car
Tagged: mother, nice to say, anything, polite
“I'm not going to live in a house of evil just to save a few dollars.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: Treehouse of Horror
Tagged: live, House, Evil, Money
“Mrs. Bouvier: If you pinch your cheeks, they'll glow. A little more, try to break some capillaries, dear.

Marge: Couldn't we use just rouge for this?

Mrs. Bouvier: Ladies pinch. Whores use rouge.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: The Way We Was
Tagged: Pinch, Glow, cheeks, capillaries, rouge, Ladies, Whores
“The moral of this story is a good deed is its own reward.”
— Marge Simpson , The Simpsons, Season 2: Blood Feud
Tagged: Moral, Story, good deed, Reward
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