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Max Black

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Max Black

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AKA: Max Black

Birthday: February 24, 1909

Birthplace: Baku, Russian Empire

Educated At: Queens' College

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: University Teacher, Mathematician, Philosopher, Filosofo Ninja Exitoso, Ninja

Total quotes: 1

“Max Black: Hi, ready to order?

Girl #1: Do you have anything that's really special?

Max Black: Not according to my high school guidance counselor.

Girl #2: I'll have the veggie plate, but instead of beats I want kale and instead of broccoli more kale. I want the veggies steamed and instead of dressing I want lemons. Don't you need to write this down?

Max Black: I'm afraid if I start writing that down it'll turn into a suicide note.”

— Max Black, 2 Broke Girls, Season 1: And the Break-up Scene

Tagged: Waitress, Work, food, Kale, Hipsters, Rude, Witty, Snarky, Suicide, veggies, Vegetarian

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