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Michael Kelso Quotes

Total quotes: 6
“Oh, I hope I win this van. I really need a place to do it with Jackie.”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 4: Hyde Gets a Girl
Tagged: Win, van, Prize, Sex
“No, wh-what is it now. You want me to drop out of high school, join the Salvation Army, and go off and fight wars?”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 4: Leo Loves Kitty
Tagged: high school, salvation army, fight wars, mixup
“ A promise ring is not only a gift from the heart, but it also means more sex and less mouthin' off.”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 3: The Promise Ring
Tagged: promise ring, Gift, heart, Sex, mouthing off
“Fez, the foundation of every good relationship is three words: I don't know. Where are you going? I don't know. What are you thinking about? I don't know. Who is that under you? I don't know. You see, it's bulletproof!”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 4: The Third Wheel
Tagged: Three Words, I Don't Know, Questions, excuses
“It's not real English if you speak it with a foreign accent.”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 3: Fez Gets a Girl
Tagged: english, accent, Foreign, Incorrect
“ Fez, unfortunately there are some people in this world that are going to judge you on the color of your skin, or your funny accent, or that girly little way you run. But you know what, you're not alone. Why don't you think the Martians won't land here? Cause they're green, and they know people are going to make fun of them.”
— Michael Kelso, That '70s Show, Season 5: Bring It on Home
Tagged: Judge, Color, skin, funny accent, Girly, Not Alone, Martians, Green
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