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Nick Swardson Quotes

Total quotes: 8
“Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my Chapstick, feelin' kinda carsick, there's a Ford Maverick.”
— Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Malibu's Most Wanted
Tagged: Traffic, ChapStick, Ford Maverick, Bad Rhymes
“My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes nonfat and don't fo-get the sprinkle.”
— Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Malibu's Most Wanted
Tagged: Bad Rhymes, Robbie Van Winkle, Vanilla Ice, latte
“I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot.”
— Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Malibu's Most Wanted
Tagged: Bad Rhymes
“[high-pitched scream] STOP IT! You say one more line and I'm-a have to smoke myself!”
— Tec, Malibu's Most Wanted
Tagged: Bad Rhymes
“I always thought it would be really funny if they showed a really dramatic trailer, really serious, and they have a title at the end of it that has nothing to do with the trailer. This is again to mess with the audience.”
— Nick Swardson, Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted?
Tagged: stand up comedy, Comedians, Adam Sandler Crew, Hollywood Actors
“I always thought it would be funny if a movie like that, to mess with all the stoned people in the audience. If right before the movie started, like Transformers, they put "Based on a True Story".”
— Nick Swardson, Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted?
Tagged: stand up comedy, Comedians, Adam Sandler Crew, Hollywood Actors
“Everybody loves pot brownies. But I bring crystal meth cupcakes to the party and suddenly I'm the weirdo.”
— Nick Swardson, Nick Swardson: Seriously, Who Farted?
Tagged: stand up comedy, Comedians, Adam Sandler Crew, Hollywood Actors
“I got a PHD. Poser Hater Degree.”
— Brad 'B-Rad' Gluckman, Malibu's Most Wanted
Tagged: Bad Rhymes, Ph.D., Poser, hater
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