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Patton Oswalt

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Patton Oswalt Quotes

Total quotes: 7

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Patton Oswalt

Birthname

Birthday: January 27, 1969

Birthplace: Portsmouth, Virginia, United States

Educated At: Broad Run High School, College Of William & Mary

Nationality: United States Of America

Occupations: Television Actor, Film Producer, Television Producer, Screenwriter, Actor

Religion: Atheism

Spouse: Michelle McNamara

Total quotes: 7

“You're a good teacher and a great citizen with an even better posture.”

— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Sweet Low Road

Tagged: Teacher, citizen, posture

“When someone says they need five hours to write they really need one hour to write, but they need those other hours to get down to the depths to be able to write.”

— Patton Oswalt, I'll Be Gone In The Dark

Tagged: Writing, How to be a writer, Art, Artists

“I'm the Happy Horse, horse, horse, so full of love of course of, of course, it's time to be carefree so come with me, Happy!”

— Happy (voice), HAPPY!, Season 1: Saint Nick

Tagged: happy horse

“And of course the swastikas that were on the latest newsletter were supposed to have been octopuses. I am a very bad artist, and I apologize to any student I may have offended.”

— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Dr. Whoopsie

Tagged: accident, Artist, mistake, newsletter

“Hey, I realized that this friendship is, it's fools gold.”

— Principal Durbin, A.P. Bio, Season 2: Ride the Ram

Tagged: Friendship, Metaphor, Fools Gold

“If you are what you eat, then I only want to eat the good stuff.”

— Remy (voice), Ratatouille

Tagged: You Are What You Eat

“Ah! I gotta admit—this is nice!”

— Max, The Secret Life of Pets 2

Tagged: dog walking

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