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Piper Halliwell Quotes

Total quotes: 14
“Father Thomas: There's nothing you can do. It will find us, and when it does we're all dead.

Piper: Well, you're just a ray of sunshine now, aren't ya?”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Primrose Empath
Tagged: Ray Of Sunshine, Sarcasm, Sassy, We're All Dead
“Leo, you obviously don't have sisters. One minute you're arguing about something and then suddenly you're arguing about who stole whose Malibu Barbie in 1979.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Power Outage
Tagged: Sisters, Sibling Fights, Arguing
“Leo, when you find out your boyfriend is a demon and then you have to vanquish him, a little alone time is in order.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Coyote Piper
Tagged: humor, Inconvenient Boyfriends, Inconvenient Truth, star-crossed lovers, Internal Conflicts
“Prue Halliwell: Hey, be nice, I don't even want to think about sin tonight.

Phoebe Halliwell: Me neither.

Prue Halliwell: So this is a pretty interesting band, what's their name?

Piper Halliwell: Orgy.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 3: Sin Francisco
Tagged: Orgy, sins, sinning
“Paige Matthews: We kick evil's ass every day.

Piper Halliwell: Sometimes twice a day.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Marry Go Round
Tagged: Kicking Ass, Evil, fighting evil
“[to Alaster] I'm going to be so happy when I vanquish your sorry ass.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Brain Drain
Tagged: Vanquish, Sorry Ass, Snark
“Do you have anything that goes with combat boots? You know, for the mom to be who kicks some ass upon occasion.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: Y Tu Mummy Tambien
Tagged: Kicking Ass, Motherhood, Fashion
“Piper: You know, it's like sports. You can't lose your starting job due to injury.

Paige: Vanquishing demons is not a sport, Piper.

Piper: It is if you're good at it.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: Nymphs Just Wanna Have Fun
Tagged: SASS, Demons, Vanquish, Witches
“Leo Wyatt: As an Elder I have the power to take your pain away.

Piper: You can't make me forget you.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 5: Oh My Goddess
Tagged: Pain, Can't Forget You, Love, Relationships
“Phoebe, since you have stalling down to a science, you and Paige go to the club and buy some time.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Trial By Magic
Tagged: Stalling, SASS, Buying Time
“Let's get this straight. You guys summoned me to a cage where my powers don't work, so we can all die together?”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 4: Womb Raider
Tagged: Dying Together, SASS, Witchcraft, Witches
“You want the sexy, silent type that finds you driving through town on the back of a Harley at 3:00 in the morning. A man who appreciates scented candles, body oils and Italian sheets.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: Dead Man Dating
Tagged: Sexy, Silent, scented candles, Body Oils, Types of Men
“I think he's a self-serving jerk who must have a very small penis.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: The Fourth Sister
Tagged: Micropenis, Jerk, Self-Serving
“Piper Halliwell: A wendigo. Apparently, it looks like a normal person during the day but then transforms at night. It survives by feeding on human hearts.


Billy Waters: What?




Piper Halliwell: According to my information, the first wendigo was a mortal who, betrayed by his lover, cut out her heart and ate it. As soon as he did, his own heart turned to ice, and that's how he became this monster.”
— Piper Halliwell, Charmed, Season 1: The Wendigo
Tagged: wendigo, Cryptozoology
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